Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or any of the characters. I only own Sayuri and her crazy antics.

A/N: After you read Chapter One, there is no specific order in which you must read the story. Just a collection of craziness. (They are meant to be short!)

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"Captain!" came the cheery voice of Rangiku Matsumoto. Hitsugaya Toshiro's busty lieutenant slid the door of his office open. Her eyes were bright and she had an enormous smile on her face, stretching from ear-to-ear. The tenth division lieutenant was breathing rapidly, obviously in a hurry. Or rather, had been in a hurry- to get here, anyway.

"Shit... what's going on, Matsumoto?" Hitsugaya asked, his voice full of annoyance and his expression incredibly irritated. Matsumoto closed her eyes in pure glee, and stepped aside. There, behind his lieutenant, was a short girl. Her hair was oddly a mixture of browns, light and dark, and reached down to her waist. Hazel-gold eyes stared widely at Hitsugaya, and she smiled a huge grin.

"This is Sayuri! She's the newest member of the tenth division!" Matsumoto announced in a voice that screamed with ecstasy. Hitsugaya found nothing wrong with the girl, but in the pit of his stomach he got a nagging feeling. The short female, Sayuri, put a hand in the air and waved at her new captain. Her eyes caught Hitsugaya's attention, but he couldn't really say why. There was genuine bliss in her eyes, but something else was being hidden.

"And...?" Hitsugaya inquired, with a glance at Matsumoto. The lieutenant blinked, and said,

"Isn't she the cutest? Sayuri is my new... DRINKING BUDDY!"

"Oh Dear God...." muttered the captain. Not another drunk.

"Ne, ne, Captain!" the girl exclaimed, walking into the office. She looked around the working room, a bored expression overcoming her gleeful one. She was not pleased. Not pleased at all.

"What do you need?" Hitsugaya asked warily. The girl stared directly at her captain, the most serious and mature look on the young Sayuri's face.

"This room is booooooooooring! You should let me spice things up a bit."

The girl had her original smile back on, and her eyes sparkled with a mischievous glint. Hitsugaya looked away from the girl and turned his glare on Matsumoto, an eyebrow raised in question.

"What?" Rangiku asked.

"Why'd you bring her? I have work to do," he answered.

"She came from Soi Fon's squad, and said she was kicked out because she was too bubbly."

"That's right!" Sayuri butted into the conversation, suddenly next to Hitsugaya. He hadn't heard or felt her come near, but she was right there, at his side. It left him shocked.

"Captain! Didn't you hear what Matsu-chi said? I'm from the second division! Stealth is our specialty," she finished with a smile after seeing his surprised look. His eyes were stoic once more, and he scooted away from the strange girl. He felt uncomfortable so close to her...

"You're working? You should come drinking with me and Matsu-chi!" Sayuri suggested with a hopeful look and tone. Hitsugaya glared at his new subordinate, his thoughts in "WTF" mode.

"I'd rather not."

"Ohhh! Come on!"

"...No."

"Pleeeeeease!"

"No."

"...I..." she had an eerie note in her voice, "I'll make your life hell if you don't go."

"...Absolutely not."

Sayuri sighed, and closed her eyes in exasperation. She waved a hand in the air, disappointment written on her face.

"You have no one to blame but yourself for what's coming, Captain."

"..."

"C'mon Matsu-chi!"

Rangiku looked at the girl with a questioning look, but smiled at her captain and followed Sayuri out of the office.

"Bye, Captain!"

Hitsugaya watched as they closed the door behind them, and an ominous feeling arose in the pit of his gut. Something told him that these next few months weren't going to be very fun.

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"Ne, Sayuri-chan... What did you mean when you told Captain that?"

The short, new, tenth division member giggled and waved a hand in the air.

"You'll see, you'll see!"

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Oh no! What kind of horrors await our beloved tenth division captain now? Find out next week with "Butterflies and Chocolate"