One day England was feeling depressed and angst.
"I feel depressed and full of angst," He said to Flying Mint Bunny who was eating a crumpet slathered in flavoured butter from the butter bar as does everyone at a English tea party. After all, what is a tea party, without crumpets and flavoured butter from the crumpet bar.
~*MEANWHILE IN AMERICA*~
America was feeling hungry and was eating lots of burgers with his BFF Tony while playing some video game he only spent $40 on which was such a good buy it simply could not be turned down.
"TONNNNNNNEEEEHHH" Said America eating five hamburgers but leaving out any lettuce because he was on a diet and ha ha that was so funny because America is stupid hahaha what a funny joke.
"I WANT TO ANNOY ENGLAND BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY HAHAHAHA"
This was hilarious and so America and tony laughed for ages and forgot they were playing Resident Evil IIIIIIIIIIIV and died and America was sad but still called Emgland to cheer himself up.
England picked up the phone and said "Hello America"In a exasperated tone which is funny so laugh now and America said "YO BRITAIN MAI HOME DAAWWWWWGGG YER SUCH AN OLD MAAANN BRRRROOOO AND I HATE YOU HAHAHAHAHA" And England started crying because he is an old man and bitter and rejected and felt shit today and I am quite tired and I cba with this now so it's quite shit bye guys and this whole thing tried to hard and failed like hell
Ok I am back because I am less tired now and I am bored but I am still quite tired and I feel sorry for the cliff hanger. But anyway England was crying and eating crumpets and flavoured butter because he was a depressed lady in his 40's and needs food but had no chocolate so was eating crumpets and flavoured butter from the crumpet bar ok I'll shut up now.
FMB had died so he was even sadder
~*MEANWHILE IN AMERICA*~
America felt bad for hurting England so ate some hamburgers then felt bad so decided to like buy a plane ticket to Luton and just get the train into London to cheer up England but idk
~*MEANWHILE IN ENGLAND*~
England was sad
~*MEANWHILE IN FRANCE*~
France was feeling h0rn3y so decided to go on the train to ferry to England then realised fuck it those ferries smell of vomit and got the Eurostar instead
~*MEANWHILE IN ENGLAND*~
England got in like a whole crate of Guinness then realised that Ireland had GOOOONNNEEE and cried more exploded the can and started drinking Irish whiskey because Scotland still loved him oh WAIT SNP LOL FAIL he drank Cains beer or whatever gross beer they make in England
~*MEAN WHILE IN AME- IN LUTON*~
America finally left the airport and then tried to figure out how to get to England's place and then remembered he had to get a train but didn't know what a train was and HAHAHAHHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AMERICA IS STUPID
~*MEANWHILE INN ENGLAND'S CRIB*~
England was drunk on the floor crying as he slit his wrists listening to My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, |Metallica, David Bowie or whatever the emo kids listen yo now and crying while slitting his wrists and then suddenly America and France burst through the door
"I LOVE YOU IGGY" Amerrica yelled but he couldn't't fit through the doorway because he was so fat HAHAHAH IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ALL AMERICANS ARE FAT
"I LOVE YOU TOO AMERICA YOU ARE THE NICEST PERSON EVER COMING HERE I FORGIVE EVERYTHING FOR THAT" then they kissed and France shouted 2OUI, OUI POMPLEMOUSE I WANTS SEX" and they had threesome on the sofa and it was fucking sexy THE END FOR NOW BECAUSE ENGLAND GETS PREGGERS THEN AMERICA BREAKS UP DUH DUH DUH CLIFFHANGER