The Life Of Ganon
Part:1
By: TheGuyWithAllTheAmiibo
Note to Reader : This is a story of the sad life of Ganondorf. I'm writing this story because I feel Ganons story must be told.
Chapter 1
Well well well, look who we have here, Ganon said browsing thru the amiibo shelf at walmart. Ganon reached down and picked up the new Ganondorf amiibo for Super Smash Bro. His eyes grew big and red.,Steam was shooting out of his ears. He took the Amiibo and walked up to a worker who was sorting the 3ds games. "HEY YOU!'' Ganondorf said walking towards the worker, the worker turned and was trying to be as polite as possible. ''yes sir, can I help you?''. Ganon grabbed the worker's shirt and lifted him of the ground ''YOU HAVE SOME NERVE KID'' Ganon said. ''Wow wow wow! hee-eey! put me down what do you want from me! HElP!". Ganon looked him in the eyes and said ''How dare you sell these! this doesn't even look like me! my heads not that green and where's my sword! tell me you little punk tell me!". "wow man I don't make the toys I just sell them you can ask the company I don't even know who that guy is I grew up playing sonic not Nintendo sorry man''. Ganon threw the worker at the amiibo shelf smashing all the amiibo. The police showed up a little later but Ganon was long gone.
Chapter 2
5 hours later…
"Are you the President of the Amiibo company?" Ganondorf said."Yes little boy i am would you like an autograph?". Ganondorf pulled out a 9ner and started to beat the crap out of the President of Nintendo. But what Ganon didn't know was that another person had come to see the President to to discuss a new game delay. Link turned the corner shocked to see Ganondorf beating up the President of nintendo. He quickly pulled out his sword and began to hack away at Ganons feet. Ganondorf fell that day, but his rotten legacy lives on… On his grave it reads "R.I.P LORD GANONDORF THE RULER OF HYRULE AND THE WORLD DIED, 2015 13, 9:38 PM. SLAYED BY LINK". THE END... or is it :P