AN: This is a story with a Hannah Montana twist to the Sopranos episode "Pine Barrens". Also, just as a quick note, Ralphie is still alive when this takes place. Well, with that said, enjoy!

Chapter One: Arriving and Getting Lost

Miley Stewart had a performance as Hannah Montana at a concert in New Jersey. Of course, Michael, her boyfriend, Robby Ray, her dad and manager, along with her friends Lilly and Oliver were heading along with her. She wanted it to be just her and Michael going, but of course, her father Robby Ray had to invite Lilly and Oliver to prevent herself and Michael from fooling around, not caring that Lilly and Oliver were going to do the same thing.

"Miles!" Robby Ray called from his room.

"Yeah?" Miley responded back.

"Are you finished packing?" Robby Ray shouted again.

"Yeah, just finished." Miley answered, literally sitting on her suitcase to force it shut. She was really looking forward to this trip to New Jersey. She was looking forward to having fun and just relaxing.

Of course, little did she know, She was going to get just the polar opposite of that.

"Tony?" Michael said into his cell phone.

"Yeah, I'm here." Tony responded.

"Is everything set up for when we get out there?" Michael asked.

"Sure. Everything is ready." Tony answered. "Look, you didn't tell them about what I really do, right?"

"I told them that you were in waste management, which technically is the truth." Michael answered.

"Oh, good." Tony said. "So when are you going to get out here?"

"Well, our plane takes off in about an hour, so we should get there sometime tonight, and then tomorrow, we will head out to your place." Michael answered.

"Okay, fine." Tony answered. "I'll see you then."

"Later." Michael said, hanging up his cell phone. He dragged his suitcase off of his bed, and looked out of his window. He didn't tell his friends the whole truth about what Tony really does, because of course, that was a death threat if there ever was one. Hell he wasn't even sure that he should know what they really do, but that was Tony Soprano's life, and Michael of course had his.

Michael took his suitcase out to the hallway, and smiled as he saw Miley cross the street.

Well, there's no going back now. Michael said as he opened the door, and walked outside to join her.

The plane ride to New Jersey was a nice and quiet one. Of course, Michael and Miley wouldn't have known, because they were sound asleep with the whole time the plane ride took place. They woke up long enough to get their rental car, and start the drive to his uncle Tony's place. They were sound asleep not even ten minutes into the ride, and boy was that nap going to cost them, and cost them big.

Michael had a feeling that something was going to happen, a bad thing, of course. He couldn't help it, and now it was really going to cost him. He remembered Tony telling him about how Paulie and Chrissy got lost in the woods of Pine Barrens one time. It was really funny actually, and he still laughed about it to this day. Michael swore that if he was ever out here in New Jersey that he would never get lost in Pine Barrens the way that Paulie and Chrissy did.

Well...

Michael felt a cold chill sweep through, and he snapped his head up, and looked around.

"Where are we?" Michael asked, looking at his surroundings. He looked around, and saw that there were trees, and snow, oh man was there snow.

"Robby got lost." Oliver said, looking back towards Michael and Miley.

"How did he get lost, exactly?" Michael asked.

"He figured the directions that you gave would help out." Oliver said.

"Then he cracked the window, and the directions flew out the window." Lilly finished. "Now we are lost in this forest."

"Let me guess, Pine Barrens, right?" Michael asked.

"Yeah." Miley answered.

"Fucking awesome." Michael said. "Wait where is he now?"

"Outside the truck, trying to see what wrong with it." Miley said.

Michael just sighed, and climbed out of the car. He walked around to the front, where he saw Robby Ray leaning in the car, trying to see what is wrong with it.

"How's it going?" Michael asked. Robby Ray looked at him briefly, and went back to working on the truck.

"Not so well." Robby Ray answered. "I can't get the car to move."

Michael looked in at the gas gauge in the car for a moment.

You have got to be fucking kidding me. Michael told himself.

"Robby Ray." Michael said.

"Not now, Michael, I am trying to fix this car." Robby Ray answered.

"You are out of gas, dude." Michael said. Robby Ray looked at him in disbelief, and then he walked pass him, and looked at the gas gauge. Robby Ray literally slapped himself in total disbelief.

"Man, I have been messing around with the stuff under the hood for the past twenty minutes, trying to get it to start, and we were stuck here because we ran out of gas?" Robby Ray asked Michael, throwing down a part that looked like he took out of the car.

"Looks like it." Michael answered.

"Great, how can things get any worse?" Robby Ray asked. Just before Robby Ray could spit out an answer or a defense, there was an large howl that crept through the area.

"Like that, for one." Michael said. Robby Ray and Michael shared a glance and hopped back into the truck.

"What's wrong?" Miley asked them.

"Well, we a problem." Michael began. "The car ran out of gas, and we are stuck here until we get some help."

"When will that be?" Lilly asked.

"Any time." Michael lied. Michael remembered how Tony and Bobby came and found Chrissy and Paulie that one time that they got lost in these parts, and he hoped that it wouldn't come to that...

AN: Keep reading to find out what happens next!