After the Teletubbies show was canceled, things got rough for the teletubbies; the baby sun turned into a crack whore who smoked crystal meth, Lala turned to prostitution, Tinky Winky became a gay stripper, Dipsy was shot in the streets of L.A. and Po went to an underprivileged high school.
One day in the shower for P.E., Po was all alone until a mysterious person came up and said "Everything is alright." Then Po felt a penis course through his body. He turned around and saw Tinky Winky.
Po knew everything was alright then. Everything felt so right.