This is very random and dumb but out of fun oh... lol that rhymed oh yeah this is a conversation I had with Alu when I was txting in class with him
Alucard: Hi Aldara
Aldara: ALUCARD WTF IM IN CLASS
Alucard: So what I want to talk to you
Aldara: Stop it now ill ttyl at lunch
Alucard: So what are you learning math you should drop out of that class your retarded in it
Aldara: Shutup Alucard
Alucard: No plus I haven't txted you for a long time
Aldara: Alucard fine ill txt with u but if I get in trouble don't exspect me to hang wit u okay
Alucard: Whatever and can you please stop writing like that I can't stand it
Aldara: Whateva Alucard ill txt how I want
Alucard: I have to ask you a serious question
Aldara: What is it
Alucard: Do you have a boyfriend
Aldara: That's none of ur concern
Alucard: Yes it is I imprinted on you
Aldara: u said it was an accident
Alucard: Shutup It was an accident
Aldara: So y r u concerned if I have a boyfriend
Alucard: Because I just am
Aldara: Alucard I do
Alucard: *gasp* its that basterd neighbor boy isn't it
Aldara: SIKE!!!! u are jealous LMAO
Alucard: When you come over again your on punishment BYE
"Dammit not again"
Later at Hellsing
" AAAAAHHHHHHAAA SOMEBODY WALTER HELP". Alucard opens his mouth and and *chomp* " That's what you get my little princess" *gulp*
In Alucards Tummy again
"PIP WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' IN HERE" Pip sighs and says " I waz teasin' him about his wuve for ya and then I open my eyes and I was in here" I pat him on the back " Its not so bad you just have to get used to it"
Told ya it was dumb but I was bored hope ya enjoyed it though