La Resistance Meets The Soup Nazi
A/N: This is a ONE-SHOT! I just decided to do this after seeing the Soup Nazi on Youtube. This is just to show what would happen if the Soup Nazi met La Resistance from South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut! Plz REVIEW, REVIEW and did I mention REVIEW? XD
After saving the world and Terrance and Phillip, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Christophe, Wendy, Gregory and the rest of La Resistance decided to celebrate with some soup. Well, it is a mountain town, after all!
"Hello, I'd like the Cheese and Broccoli soup, please!" Cartman slapped five dollars onto the table.
"Didn't you have enough cheese for your weight?"
"Ey, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!" Cartman shouted at Kyle.
"It's true though! You're such a fatass that when people walk down the street, they say, 'hey, that's a really big fat ass!" Kyle giggled.
"Silence, I KEEL YOU!" Cartman shouted.
"Hey, that's my line, Cartman!" Christophe managed a small smile.
"Just hurry up and order!" Gregory rolled his eyes. He scooted near Wendy.
"Don't you dare touch her! She hates you, so back off!" Stan shouted.
"Sorry for taking so long! What's this? Little boy, we can't have you here! They'll think we're causing weight problems."
"Why did we have to come here? He's the freaking Soup Nazi!" Cartman whispered.
"Yes, but this is oddly the only soup place in town that wasn't destroyed." Token whispered.
"Gah! He's gonna kill me!" Tweek hid behind Annie.
"No soup for you, tubby!"
"Hey, only we can call Cartman fat!"
"No soup for you, Jewish boy!" The Soup Nazi spat. He saw Gregory kissing Wendy and Stan pulling him off. "Hey, no kissing in my shop!"
"I can kiss where I damn well please!" Gregory fought a smile.
"That'll cost you a soup! Not to mention, you're kids! No soup for kids!"
"But-"
"No soup for you!"
"Do you know who we are, buddy? We're La Reseestance! We saved the freaking world!" Christophe was ready to kill the Soup Nazi. Hey, I'd be too if he denied me soup!
"No soup for you, Frenchie!"
"Who wants your filthy soup anyway! Come on, guys! We're leaving!"
Gregory grabbed Christophe's arm. "Dude, don't let him get to you! That's opposite of what we fought for tonight! We fight for freedom, retard!"
"No soup for you, British pig!"
"Hey, dude! It's a free country! We should be allowed to eat soup wherever we want!" Stan shouted.
"Stan, did you just defend me?" Gregory was confused.
"Hell yeah I did! We all deserve a nice meal! Even a jerk like you!"
Gregory wasn't sure if he should be touched or not. "Th-thanks, Stanley."
"No soup for you, blue and red hat!"
"Don't talk to my boyfriend like that!"
"No soup for you, pink hat!"
"Sir, I'm an orphan boy…and these kind lads and ladies got me food and a place to stay." Pip entered the store. "So, please let them have soup as a reward." He grinned.
"Nice try, Frenchie. No soup for you!"
"Grrrr! DON'T…CALL ME FRENCH!" Pip grabbed Gregory's rapier.
"We don't allow the French! Get out! I said, 'no soup for you!'"
"Easy, Pip!" Damien burst through the doors and held Pip back.
"Lemme at him! Lemme at him!"
"Hey, no emos allowed! No soup for you!"
"Do you know who I am? I'm Damien! You all shall fear me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Damien lifted his hands up. "Crap! Pip, no!"
"Stop calling me French!"
"NO BLOODY SOUP FOR YOU! NO SOUP FOR ANY DAMN KIDS!"
Pip sliced the Soup Nazi's head off. It fell in a big pot of soup.
"Oh my GOD! Pip killed the Soup Nazi!" Stan threw up on Cartman."
"Ey!"
"You…bastards?"
"Soup for one, soup for all!" Pip shouted.
"I don't think we can eat now, Pip."
"Gee, I'm sorry, lads!"
"No, dude it's cool! LET'S DIG IN!" Cartman and the other kids dove for the soup.
THE END!