A Day in the TARDIS
"How many times do I have to tell you NOT to mess with the Tran Modulator?" The Doctor queried, whilst throwing a spanner at Rory's head.
"I don't know" Amy replied "How many times do I have to tell YOU not to mess with my Justin Beiber collection?" She added, showing the case of a Beiber album.
"Well that's different" The Doctor said in a calmer voice "I'm 945 years old, or something, and I have urges" He exclaimed leaning back on the control desk looking like a prostitute. "Justin Beiber just gets me going like a F1 car!" He said punching the air.
"My eyes hurt mommy" Rory shouted, still drunk from the night before. The Doctor ran to Rory in a homosexual fashion.
"Rory the roman isn't so tough now is he?" The Doctor said in his confident voice, whilst beating Rory with his ultimate edition Barbie doll. Amy walked to her room sighing in disappointment, sat down and played Justin Beiber, BABY. Before she knew it The Doctor busted through the bedroom wall just to listen.
"What the hell do you think your doing" Amy screamed, whilst moving to The Doctor to punch him. He didn't say anything but he grabbed a mop (nobody knew why she had one in her bedroom) and started pole dancing with it. Rory, who had just found his drunken way into Amy's bedroom, wondered in. Saw The Doctor. Pulled a chair up to him and simply said "This is a dream come true for me."