A short drabble I came up with when my friend said that some superheroes have really lame names. Also is a bit like Soul eater cuse' I have an obsession.

Narrator= AKA headmaster Sarutobi!

Sakura interrupting headmaster.

xOx

Centuries ago, when man kind had stopped evolving-

It was only 1 Century ago old man! Get your dates right or are you starting to go senile?

Ahem, as I was saying, Man kind was a pitiful and weak race; they relied on the invention of physical weapons known as Warfare. Warfare were weapons designed to be lethal and kill anyone they came into contact with; the most well know types of Warfare are…

Guns! Also they are projectile weapons and they come in many forms, like; Shotguns which are large/long and are designed to be fired from the shoulder.

Yes they were mostly used for closer combat; Handguns were also quite common, right?

Yup, they were small and light and easy to carry.

Guns were mostly known as firearms, some more types of guns are-

Rifles, machine guns and some others. However there were other types of weapons used as well.

Sharp weapons were extremely common, attack knifes, daggers, machetes, axes, scythes and kunai.

They also had an awesome weapon that was originally made for tree chopping! They soon found out that it was very useful for committing gruesome and gory murders! Chainsaw, the weapon of the devil!

Remind me to tell your mother to stop letting you watch 18+ movies. Anyway the also had Chemical weapons-

Poisonous gases and that kind of jazz.

We still use these types of weapons but on a way more advanced level, these weapons are now considered primitive! Ever since the invention of Biological weapons-

Also known as X-Weapons, humans that contain weapon genes and weapon blood or humans with mutant powers!

Upon realising how unstable these humans were, the government designed a program to keep them in check, they go to a special school called Fire Academy, where they learn to control their powers and use them in whatever way they see fit, however the government and medical scientists soon realised that X-Weapons could shape shift! In most cases X-Weapons were useless in they're Full Power but they then developed a military group that were trained to be misers of these weapons.

O-Techs, the most powerful legion of women!

Yes, since weapon genes can only survive in male bodies (further research needed) when they first did the tests and paired one Tech with one Weapon, the test results were a disaster, top medics investigated this phenomenon and traced it back to 'energy' or-

Chakra, apparently X-Weapon's chakra don't work well with male chakra since males have a strong desire to be alphas, so since both partners were trying to be the most powerful, the weapon genes rejected the O-Tech because he was weaker. They then did another test, this time the O-Tech was a woman and even though she wasn't superior physically towards the X-Weapon, she was superior mentally.

So Fire Academy became a co-ed school but…

No dramatic pauses, mutants then became the primary source of problems. Fire Academy the started to train mutants and everything was fine until a group of mutants rebelled.

These mutants kill humans needlessly to further raise their power level in hopes of one day ruling the world! Or they do something as stupid but more insignificant.

Now 50 years later the war is still going on!