Okay this is meant to be funny and stupid. It was for my friend and me and my friend do random stuff so this is gonna be some random stuff. Hope you like it. NO FLAMES!
Sarah, Tasha, Fred and his twin brother George were hanging out in the top tower of Hogwarts school. Then suddenly a bright light came over the sky. The four gasped when they saw a UFO come down.
They ran to the entrance of Bob's office. (Bob is Dumbledore. Me and my friend call him Bob)
"Password?" asked the statue.
"Just move the fuck out of the way, you piece of shit!" yelled Sarah.
The statue cried and moved out of the way.
The four ran up the stairs and busted into the room.
"Bob-WHOA!" They all stopped to see Dumbledore modeling a very tight pink dress in front of a mirror. Bob turned around.
"Uh…This isn't what it seems like?" said Bob, trying to think up an excuse.
"It's for my daughter, I didn't want it to be too reviling." He stuttered.
"So you try it on?" asked Fred and George.
"Ehhhh….." studded Bob
"We don't have time for this!" yelled Tasha.
"You should have seen it! It came from the sky, it was greasy and had a large nose and-" Tasha was cut off.
"Miss. Tasha that is no way to talk about professor Snape." Said Bob.
The four looked at each other then at Bob.
"We weren't talking about professor Snap, Crackle, Pop, we were talking about Aliens!" Yelled Sarah waving her arms around. (Snap, Crackle, Pop is the name me and my friend gave Snape)
Just then the door was busted open and Snape-a-likes came in.
"We are looking for our Snapey-wapey." A women Snape said. Everyone's eyebrows shot up.
"Snapey-Wapey?" they asked.
"Yes, now where is my child?" the lady Snape asked.
Just then Professor Snape came through the window with Indiana Jones clothes and music playing.
"This night just gets weirder and weirder." Said Sarah. Everyone nodded.
Snape saw the Snape look alikes and they started speaking in Snapeanese. Snape turned to Dumbledore.
"I'm going home! Bye!" The roof came up and a beam of light took Snape and the Snape alikes. The light then disappeared and everything went quiet.
"Man, what have we been smoking?" asked Tasha.
"I'm going to bed." Said sarah rubbing her head. "This has been an weird night, even for us."
Everyone agreed and left.
Dumbledore, in his tight pink dress, looked up and out of his new skylight.
"Alas my love, I knew you well…" sang Bob sadly, as a tear went down his cheek.
The End?
I made this for my friend and I really wonder what I was smokin' at the time I made this. (sighs) Please review and tell me what you think. NO FLAMES!