Lawfully Mine Chapter 1: Princess Ways


Marceline watched angrily as the teacher taught her the 'Princess Ways'.
"Never slurp your soup!" The teacher said.

After the class, Marceline stomped back to her and Marshall's bedroom.
"How was the class, Marcy?" Marshall asked.
"Not fun and don't call me Marcy." Marceline complained as she collapsed on the bed.
"I'll promise you that the next class would be fun."

Marceline ignored him and drifted to sleep. The next day when she woke up, she saw Marshall ran outside of their bedroom.
"What is that dumb butt doing?" Marceline thought as she picked herself up.

After showering, Marceline put on her frilly clothes and walked to her class. The place was empty.
"Where's the teacher?" Marceline thought angrily, "I just want to go back and sleep..."

Then, the door opened. A light grey skinned man with jet black hair floated in the room. He was carrying a bass.
"What are you doing here, Marshall?" Marceline asked folding her arms.
"I promised you that your next lesson will be fun right?" Marshall answered as he begun to strum his bass.
"So, what are you gonna do to make this lesson fun?"
"Just watch and learn..."

"Hey girl... You want to learn the princess ways right?" Marshall sang.

Marceline laughed nervously.
"Learning it won't be hard and it won't be easy,
But I'll help you to breeze through it, sweetie,
It'll be fun, you don't have to grumble every time,
There'll lot of ladders you'll have to climb,
So just relax, just chill,
'cause this lesson's gonna give you a thrill," Marceline continued singing.

Marceline stared at Marshall trying not to laugh at how dorky he sounds and looks.
"You mustn't curse, shout or swear,
For every occasion you know what clothes to wear,
Your pinkie must be raised while you drink,
You must shower everyday so you won't stink,
Those are the princess ways but you aren't a princess,
So all of those things are senseless!

Who cares if you throw a chair out of the castle,
Who cares if we create a lot of hassle,
I'm the king and you're the queen,
Who really cares if we scream,
I'm the king and you're the queen,
We have money, we'll always win,
I'm the king and you're the queen,
Who cares if we're really mean,
I'm the king and you're the queen,
We don't always have to be clean,
And about those servants,
They're job is to just serve us,
If they come complaining,
They'll undergo tons of caning,
I'm the king and you're the queen,
Don't worry Marcy, just chill." Marshall sung.

He looked at Marceline who was laughing.
"Ow, my tummy!" She laughed holding her tummy.
"I told you it'll be tons of fun!" Marshall said proudly,

Marceline leaned back on her chair and fell off. Marshall caught her before she hit the ground.
"That was fun but I still hate you." Marceline said as she stood up and leave the room.


There won't be a real storyline. It'll just be moments and I'm gonna create another moment fic for Finnceline, soon.