Shizuo-chan and the Seven Witches
Chapter One :
Once upon a time there lived a delinquent with bleach blonde hair and super strength named Shizuo Heiwajima. Shizuo was a disobedient little shit and all the other students of Raira Academy lived in fear of him. Then one mystical day Shizuo's life was turned upside down and he was never the same...
" Shizuo I don't think you understand what a school is! You are late everyday, you're constantly destroying school property and your grades reflect your pissy attitude," Mrs. Yagiri yelled in front of the entire class. Shizuo sighed in annoyance as he was once again scolded by his shitty teacher, who than prompty kicked him out of class.
' Man,' Shizuo thought to himself, ' I've been here half a year and this school is so fucking boring. Well that's an uptight preppy Academy for you.'
Suddenly he noticed a raven haired guy walking up the stairs with a large stack of books.
' Doesn't that guy sit next to me in class,' Shizuo wondered following him up the stairs, ' He got the highest score on the mid-terms and Mrs. Yagiri idealizes him.'
Shizuo immediately had the immature idea to trip the boy in his tacky parka, and raced ahead of him intent on sending him stumbling down the stairs. Turning around Shizuo instantly made eye contact with the ravenette who glared at him with crimson eyes filled with hatred and Shizuo hesitated causing the boy to run into him, sending both of them tumbling down the stair's together. This is where our strange little story begin's...
Groaning Shizuo narrowed his eye's, feeling a headache approaching as he struggled to sit up and looked around.
" Where am I," Shizuo mumbled to himself, " Oh the infirmary heh never thought I'd see this place. Why am I in the infirmary?"
" Mornin' Mr. Orihara you had quite the fall," Nurse Yagiri remarked happily.
" Huh," Shizuo spoke, " Who's Orihara?"
" You are silly," Nurse Yagiri chuckled.
Shizuo reached up to rub the sleep from his eye's when he noticed a dark parka around his unusually pale arm. Eye's bugging out of their sockets in panic Shizuo lifted his pants revealing a pale dick that did NOT belong to him.
' No fucking way,' Shizuo exclaimed jumping up and rushing to the boys bathroom just in time to realize his greatest fears had come true. He and that boy from the stair's had switched bodies somehow! Racing back into the infirmary Shizuo checked every bed looking for the body thief.
" Hey Nurse where's that fucking body snatching louse," Shizuo shouted.
" If your looking for Shizuo he healed up quickly and went back to class," the Nurse explained.
' Who the fuck just go to class in someone else's body,' Shizuo seethed running to his class.
Slamming the door open Shizuo marched inside only to see his body doing homework quietly in his desk while other students watched in shock, including the teacher.
" Do you have a fucking death wish," Shizuo yelled grabbing his wrist and yanking him out of class and onto the school roof where they could talk alone.
" Okay what the fuck is going on," Shizuo demanded feeling his rather nasty attitude flare.
" I'm not sure," the raven haired tween in his body stated calmly pulling out a cell phone.
" That's my fucking phone," Shizuo shouted angrily grabbing it out of the body snatchers hand.
" I was just putting my number in," the boy said with a smirk, " So you could text me later idiot. We can't figure out how to change back right now schools in session."
The louse in his body went to walk away when Shizuo stopped him, " Hey what's your name?"
The boy turned giving him that haughty look from before, " Izaya Orihara. Oh and by the way nice package."
Then he turned around leaving a shocked Shizou in his wake.
Shizuo marched off to Izaya's last class being the Library where he had to resist the urge to punch the smart asses in their faces, when two girls who looked like freshmen walked into the Library giving him a strange look.
" Onii-chan," one of the girls squealed earning her a shush from the Librarian.
' These must be Izaya's siblings or something,' Shizuo thought to himself, " Guess I've gotta play pretend."
" Uh hey guy's what's up," Shizuo said a cheesy smile put in place.
" Manga...promised," one of the girls mumbled quietly.
" Eeh Onii-chan your smile is super scaryyyy. Why don't you drop dead," the girl with glasses squeaked mock shivering.
" What the hell do you brats want," Shizuo demanded dropping the fake smile.
" Onii-chan you promised you'd take us porn shopping," glasses pouted.
" WHATTT," Shizuo internally freaked, " What kinda fucking wierdo is this Izaya.'
Suddenly the quiet twin pinched the girl wearing glasses in the face, " Ow ow ow Kururi your so mean! Fine you promised to take us manga shopping yesh."
" Rain check brats," Shiuo declined waving his hand back and forth.
" Your such a liar Onii-chan," glasses grumbled grabbing Kururi by the hand and stomping out of the Library.
' Haha serves you right Izaya I hope you get bitched out later,' Shizuo chuckled darkly with glee.
- After School -
" Okay Louse how do we change back," Shizuo demanded.
" I have an idea we just have to fall down these same stairs like we did earlier today. That's when we changed," Izaya stated.
" Cool," Shizuo grinned grabbing Izaya's shoulder, " Don't worry this won't hurt you a bit," than roughly shoved the boy down the stairs without a moments hesitation.
" We have to fall together you fucking monster," Izaya yelled.
" Oh why didn't you say so," Shizuo asked confused.
" You didn't give me a chance you were to busy trying to kill yourself," Izaya grumbled temper rising.
- Several Failed Attempt's At Brain Damage Later -
" This isn't fucking working there's gotta be another way," Shizuo demanded sitting against a near by wall.
" Well there's one thing we haven't tried," Izaya said plopping down next to Shizuo against the wall.
" Really why didn't you say so sooner you asshole, what is it," Shizuo said excitedly.
" We accidentally kissed when we fell," Izaya explained his Cheshire grin making appearance.
" No way! No way I'm kissing another guy in my MALE body that's like fucking incest or something," Shizuo rambled turning a deep red.
Suddenly Izaya grabbed his face pulling Shizuo nose to nose with him, looking him straight in the eye.
" Your really stupid," Izaya smirked pulling Shizuo into a kiss.
" Romantic," Shizuo thought sarcastically as his lips touched Izaya's in a soft and timid kiss.
Pulling back Shizuo looked into ruby eye's as his heart beat sped up.
" There back to normal," Izaya grinned standing up and trying desperately to force his blush away.
Little did they know someone watching them closely from a short distance away, hidden in the dark. Watching and waiting for an opportunity.
Authors Note:
Disclaimer - Yamada-kun and the Seven Witches belongs to Miki Yoshikawa while Durarara belongs to Ryohgo Narita. Not me ;)
This is my first story so sorry about any mistakes and also don't forget to like and comment. This will be mainly Shizaya but will have other pairings such as ShinraxCelty MikadoxAnri and KasukaxRuri with other if not all character's making appearances later. Including all seven witches and their special powers with one of my personal favorites Erika coming soon. Namie, like Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny will appear as any and all adult figures. Also I know Izaya is a little out of character but remember he was a model student before meeting Shinra and will gradually become the hectic little turd we all know and love.
Yours Shi.