A news reporter van slowly drives through the gates after they have opened, the driver slowly drives up to the main part of the house and parks with the other news reporter vans.
" What do you think he has planned this time?" A guy holding a camera asks
" Who knows, you know what he's like, it could be anything." The female replied
" So why are we here then?" The same guy asks again
" Because were at the bottom of corporation, plus no one else really wants to deal with this."
" Then why should we?"
" Because we have no choise, now come on it's about to start."
The two reporters slowly make their way to the big house where a stand is already set up. A few feet behind it the door to the house opens and Hulk Hogan, who is dressed up in a suit, comes out. He gets to the stand and sorts the paper that is on it and clears his throat.
" Well you know something brother, Hulk Hogan has been watching this to long man! Too long I have had to watch this country in decline brother, Too long I have had to watch Gorge Bush run his mouth and it's about time someone shut it up brother!"
Mumbles are heard among the crowd. Hogan then continues, " Well you know something brother? Hogan isn't gonna stand for it any longer brother, so im officially putting my name into the presidential election brother."
More mumbles are heard from the crowd. Hogan continues, " That's right George, Hogan's coming to get you brother. So what cha gonna do Bush? What cha gonna do, when hulkamaina runs wild on you!"
Real American starts playing and Hogan rips off his suit and begins his poses before going back into his house.
Hogan enters his house where he is approached by two guys in suits.
" So how'd I do?" Hogan asks
" Hogan you were magnificent, superb, your gonna take Bush down easily." The first guy said
" That's right, now we better get you suited again, we got stage set up for you downtown."
Chapter 1 done, I know it's short, but it's gonna get better.