Edward Cullen
"I know what you're thinking!" I said in my melodic sing-song voice, as I put a strong muscled bicep against Bella's waist.
She frowned, and tilted her lovely little head, "What am I thinking?"
I smirked handsomely, "Me! Am I right?"
Her quizzical gaze changes into one of pure ecstasy, "Oh my gosh, Eddy! You're right!" She strokes my cheek affectionately, "I always said you were psychic."
"Lets go, Mrs Hog." We link arms, and walk into the sunset.
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Biology class again, another class I excel at.
We see two people, Iona and Richard, the ugliest people possible in the world. I can't believe my good looks are being contaminated with theirs, but I guess I do have some to spare.
"Eddy, we're getting back our biology tests from last week!" Bella nudges me.
"Ow!" I rub my now bruised arm, looking disapprovingly at the green spot. "Bella, I'm sensitive! My sparkly skin isn't shiny anymore!"
The teacher, Mr. Body, slams the tests onto my desk. "Another test well done," he looks at me with an admiring gaze.
"Haha, I know. It takes so much to be perfect." I smile at my witty comeback. Even Bella chuckled with glee.
"What did I get now?" I look at the test, and…
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Bella is crying.
"Edward, I thought you said you were doing well!" Her sobs are distracting me from rubbing the gel into my hair.
"Woman, I told you!" I snap back, "The school wants me to stay for another year!"
She continues her annoying sobs, "How long have you been in this school anyway!"
I blink. "A while."
She starts to run away.
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One year later…
Jacob pulls up his motorcycle from the yard. "How's it been, Eddy?" His incisors are gleaming in the sun, his long black hair shining.
I snarl, while tightening the shawl against my skin, "Fine." Bella's fingers are wrapped around his stomach tightly. But once she sees me, she grabs his hair, making his yelp in pain.
"I'm sorry, Jake, but we're not right anymore. Edward is my one." She pecks his cheek, and embraces me.
"Ah, we're finally together again, Belly!" I stroke her cheek affectionately.
"I love you." She looks are me with her sparkly fangirl eyes, "Oh, and by the way, we have a daughter."
"Hey, daddy!"
A little girl pokes her head behind her, and I see her and gasp. She's butt ugly, with fangs poking out of her mouth, and grey sparkling skin.
"Who is this?" I smirk at Bella, causing her to faint and answer me.
"I don't know why, but the doctor said I had a hybrid." She looked at me, hoping I could give her an answer.
"It's okay," I reach my hands out for the monster's little ones…
And Jake pushes me, causing me to fall against the wall.
"NO TOUCHING MY BABY!" Then he starts to lick her, causing the little girl to start burping.
"Why is she burping?" I ask.
"Oh," Bella smiles at me with a huge grin, "that's her laugh."
"Honey, she's almost as beautiful as I am."