Hey! well this is an idea co-writen by my best buddy ever (well one of) Kc! I got the idea from the ep The Ungroundable.
Summery: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Eric Cartman was a vampier. Second, there was a part of him, and i don't know how dominant that part was, that thirsted for my blood. And Thrid, i was unconditionly and irrevocably in love with him. Oh hamburgers...
Disclaimer: We DO NOT own South Park or Twilight,otherwise, Twilight would have been like this from the start.
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It was 11: 45 at night.
Still on the plane, so happy to be coming home from Clinton, MD.
I was sent there because i got itno a fight at school one year, so, my parents sent me to Catholic boarding school.
But it was nice to be heading back home 6 long years.
I was now 17 years old, and frankly, I miss my parents and my "friends" ,who where fake but still gave me some compantionship.
But one person, I was truely eager to see, he was the one who used me for his selfishness and plans of hate for years.
Eric Cartman.
That name came to me to many times.