Hello, my name is Mary Sue Flawless. I am absolutely perfect in everyway. Yugi is my father and I have fallen in love with Jaden/Bastion/Syrus/Zane/Chazz. I can't decide who I like the most, but Syrus and Chazz both committed suicide because they can't have me because I am sooo fabulous. When I duel, I can whip the pants off of everyone including the king of games, who also happened to be my daddy. I hated Alexis so much that I whacked her in the head with a big stick and she died. So with my fabulousness, I became the new leading lady. As a matter of fact, all of the girls at Duel Academy had to go home because they couldn't handle me being more wonderful then they are. But anyway I ended up marrying Jaden and we had four kids.
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