Hank and his friends were drinking beer in the alley.

"Yep" said Hank.

"Eeeeyep" said Bill.

"Yep" said Dale.

"Mmmmhmmm" said Boomhauer.

Suddenly Bill farted. Boomhauer smelled the fart and exploded. Aliens then came from the sky and abducted Dale. Hank and Bill were now the only two left. Hank stopped drinking his beer and turned to Bill.

"Hey, fatty. You are fat."

Bill started to cry then leaped into the street and was hit by a passing car. Hank drank all of the beer himself and died of alcohol poisining. His last words were "yep."

THE END