A/N: Hello, lovelies! This is a "blooper reel" centering on my story Group Hugs, and it's what happens in the car ride to the hospital. It's not hug-themed, but it does go along with the story. I've decided to post this as a separate story just because.
DON'T JUDGE MY DECISIONS.
I've also decided to just write little dialogue pieces, so this is all dialogue. They're just short snippets of things that could have happened on the way to the hospital. Maybe they happened, maybe they didn't. I'm not quite sure; I never wrote that part.
Anyway, enjoy! :)
Blooper Reel: Group Hugs
"Harry Potter needs to make the car go faster."
"I'm going as fast as I can, Miffy. We just have to be patient."
"HARRY POTTER NEEDS TO HAVE A BABY COME OUT OF HIM AND THEN TELL MIFFY TO BE PATIENT."
"How is Miffy feeling?"
"Miffy is feeling quite uncomfortable. There is pain in Miffy's belly."
"Would Miffy like Dobby to rub Miffy's belly?"
"Miffy thinks that's not a good idea. That is how Miffy got pregnant in the first place."
"Too much, guys."
"WHY DID HARRY POTTER STOP THE CAR?"
"It's a red light, Miffy. I had to stop."
"MIFFY DEMANDS THAT HARRY POTTER GETS MIFFY TO THE HOSPITAL NOW."
"Dobby thinks Miffy is upset."
"MIFFY THINKS DOBBY NEEDS TO STOP TALKING BEFORE MIFFY RIPS HIS EARS OFF."
"But, Miffy—"
"DOBBY DID THIS TO MIFFY. DOBBY IS NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ANYMORE."
"Don't worry, Dobby. Ginny was the same way—"
"DRIVE, HARRY POTTER."
"Breathe, Miffy. Deep breaths, okay?"
"Harry Potter has been very kind to Miffy and Dobby, and Miffy is very thankful."
"You're welcome, Miffy."
"But Harry Potter should focus on driving so Miffy can be free of this torture."
"What seems to be the problem?"
"She's in labor."
"Dobby thinks the healer has never seen a pregnant house elf."
"Miffy thinks she needs a room, now."
…
"NOW."