This is PURE HUMOR. If you get offended by any of it and decide to flame me. Go right ahead. I warned you that this is humor. ahaha.

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Once upon a time. God decided to use his god powers to use. & create mortals.

There was Man, Lean, Toned, with 7 dragon balls. (But we'll explain how that changed later) who he had named Adam.

Then there was Woman. Man's mate/object of affection. Nice hooters, and No hair from the neck down, who he had named Eve.

Then god went "Wow. That went very well. I should make more things."

God then makes what we shall call a "Figit" He named this Joe.

So Adam, Eve, And Joe became quick friends.

God would occasionally bring his son Jesus down to play Beach Volleyball with them.

Adam, Eve, & Joe were well fed. They lived off Paw Paws and All kinds of tropical fruits, except Apples. Every time Jesus would leave at his curfew he would shout "Snapple not Apple!"

...Of course Adam, & Eve & Joe didn't know what Snapple was... Jesus is from another time. So God goes after Jesus "DONT YOU BE EATING AT THAT TREE! BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU DO ... Have a nice Twilight :D"

So one day. Joe thinks. "Hm. I really wonder what this Apple tastes like". Eve goes. "Hm Joe… My dear hobbit friend. You have an excellent point." Joe sighs " Stop calling me that."

So they then run this idea by Adam "WTF! YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY! YOUR SPEAKING BLASPHOMY! You heard God. I aint disobeying him. Who will do our laundry D: and feed us D: and pay the rent and the bills and WE WOULD DIE! THAT'S WHAT! YOU'RE SPEAKING BLASPHOMY!"

The snake then goes "Come on Joe. You know want to cure your juvenile diabetes. You know you want to be smart..."

Of course Joe and Eve did it.

Joe took a bite.

"Hm… this tastes like a book."

"Let me try! bite ...I suddenly feel like being a porn star..."

Eve replied happily.

Adam soon walks by to his shock that they still did it! AND HES THE MAN IN THAT EDEN! WTF ARE THEY DOING DISOBEYING HIM AND HIS HOMEBOY JESUS AND THEIR GOD!

"WTF YOU GUYS! WTFFFFF YOU BETRAYED ME!"

"Have a bite D: I'll move my hair if you do!"

Eve said, tempting Adam.

...See this is why God told them to not eat the apple. He figured if Man was flawed. He'd keep them hidden from evil. So they can't flaw. Yeah. Shouldn't have had that in the form of an apple., Adam gave in.

" Fine. bites ... smack THIS APPLE ISNT RIPE! GO GET ME A GOOD APPLE bitch!"

Eve cried at the cruelty.

"I'M GONNA GO MARRY THE GORILLA!"
" WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY!"

By then, Joe became bored.

"Bored Bored..."

So he decided to build a Microsoft computer with Windows 3.0 and the first America Online"

Very soon, God joined in.

"WTF IS GOING ON HERE!"

Everyone then points to Joe. Who then points to a snake.

The snake then goes "...I just said it'd make you smart and would cure your juvenile diabetes"

God then goes "DAMN YOU SATAN! EVERYTIME! EVERYTIME I MAKE CREATURES YOU ALWAYS TAINT THEM! GET THE FCK OUT OF HERE!"

God then pimp smacks Satan out of Eden.

God then looks over to Joe. God stares at him with a funny look. "What are you doing?"

"Surfing the web for hentai."

"...You...You re-created internet?"

"Ch-yeah"

God sighs in grief. Again his creations have messed up.

He's so upset he orders the arch angel down! He tells the arch angel what happened, and they both decide that Joe is the most corrupt of them all. And they'll just have to punish Adam and Eve.

But Joe will be banished from Eden and sent to earth in the year 1988. Where he shall have to live a life of an internet nerd. And die a mortal death. Much worse than Adam and Eve. Whose punishment was to be humans and bare a race of babies, sucks for Eve.

All I can say is. DAMN SATAN THE SNAKE.

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And Yes, I AM a religious catholic.