"Anime Royal Rumble"
Rated T for language and a whole lot of wrasslin
Summary: 100 of your favorite characters from your favorite animes compete for a chance at $1,000,000 in the most wildest Royal Rumble there ever is! Get ready for blood, sweat, tears and 100% hardcore action!
Disclaimer: I do not, and I mean this clearly, I do not own anything associated with any character from any anime there ever is, which involves Toei Animation, Aniplex, Viz Media, Nintendo, etc.
P.S.: This just came to me just now after watching a whole buttload of anime in my spare time, so I hope you'll like, my friends!
Chapter 1: PreShow Promos
Scene 1:
Naruto Uzumaki was busy working out in peace inside his locker room, doing the Van Dam lift with two chairs. [1]
While he was lifting up weights, he was met with his girlfriend and fellow ninja, Hinata Hyuga. Looking up at her, Naruto had stopped what he was doing and got back up to his feet.
"Hey Hinata, what's up?" asked Naruto.
"Not too good," Hinata shook his head with a sigh.
Just to prove her point, Hinata had shown Naruto her entry number for the match.
"Whoa, you're definitely gonna have a hard time lasting that long for sure." Naruto replied.
"What number did you draw, Naruto?" Hinata ask.
As a way to answer her question, Naruto pulled out a number ball to show to Hinata.
"Aw man," Hinata sighed. "You wanna trade, Naruto?"
"No problem, Hinata. Anything I can do for a friend." Naruto nodded.
Displaying quite the warm-hearted smile, both Naruto and Hinata decided to trade each other's Rumble numbers without anyone noticing them.
"That way, it won't give you quite a hard time with the number I gave you." Naruto reassured her clearly.
"Thanks Naruto!" Hinata smiled.
"No problem!" Naruto replied.
"You sure you're gonna be fine with your number?" Hinata said, wanting to make sure.
"It's not a problem for me, remember I had the #1 entrant at the the and annual Mega All Star FanFiction Royal Rumble?" Naruto explained.
"Yeah, I do." Hinata nodded in response. "Whatever happens, let's just give it our all, win or lose!"
"You bet, good luck Hinata." Said Naruto.
"You too!" Hinata replied as they both hugged.
However, it wasn't as long before the two managed to turn their kiss into a tender and passionate one to boot. Just to deepen the kiss a little, Hinata cocked her head to the side, forcing Naruto to rub her back a little.
But somewhere through the kiss, he heard a sound come right between him:
"BLECH!"
Being disturbed by the kiss, both Naruto and Hinata turned to the person who cut him off:
Chazz Princeton.
"Would you slackers take that somewhere else?" Chazz huffed while reading his magazine. "I swear, you two get more louder than hearing that slacker Slifer Jaden snore at night!"
"I didn't know you and Chazz were sharing a locker." Hinata said to Naruto.
"Hey, I didn't want to be here, okay!?" Chazz shouted out. "Frickin' Hercule took my first-class VIP room!"
"Yeaaaah, it's gonna be a long night..." Naruto gulped in Hinata's sake.
"Look Chazz, I'm sure there's enough room in this locker room for all of us." Hinata pointed out.
"What part of my own locker room don't you understand, Miss Blindspots?" Chazz said, making sure Hinata understood him. "Ah, I'm outta here! Ain't no way I'm hanging out with you fruity flipsters!"
Just to prove his point, Chazz left the locker room altogether, now leaving both Naruto and Hinata alone.
"Wow, and to think Sasuke was a bigger ass." chuckled the future Hokage.
"You're telling me!" Hinata said.
Scene 2:
The raffle was still going around in the green room as some of the competitors were still drawing their numbers. So far, Edward Elric was now drawing his number, followed by Ganta Igarashi and Renji Abarai. They were waiting patiently as Edward was now drawing his number.
"C'mon, winner winner chicken dinner..." muttered Edward, who was still searching around.
"What the hell is with you?" Ganta shouted.
"Hey, I'm taking my time here!" Edward shouted to the kid.
After drawing around for a few more seconds, Edward grabbed his ball and opened it at the same time. Suddenly, his eyes widened and his face turned into a smile, realizing the number that he had drawn. Both Ganta and Renji were suddenly looking at him with such curiosity.
Realizing they were suspicious of him, Edward cleared his throat and acted normal.
"May the best man win, gentleman." Edward said, right before leaving the line with his already-drawn number.
"We plan on doing so!" Renji stated.
After Edward left, it was finally Ganta's turn to draw.
"Finally, I thought he'd never leave..." Ganta rolled his eyes, right before drawing a ball of course.
After only several seconds of searching, Ganta pulled out a Rumble ball and tried to open it, but unfortunately, he wasn't doing a good job opening the entire capsule. As if something was stuck around the capsule, making him unable to open the damn thing.
"Ugggh, why the heck can't I open this thing?" struggled Ganta.
"Hey, ya need some help?" Renji asked while he drew his own question.
"Very much!" Ganta replied.
Putting his entry number aside, Renji went over to Ganta's side and immediately corked the capsule open, revealing Ganta's number. Trying to narrow his eyes, Renji read Ganta's entry out loud:
"Eight," He stated.
"Eight, really?" Ganta raised his eyebrow.
"Oh, wait a minute, it's upside down. Here, let me turn it..." Renji said, narrowing his eyes once more.
As soon as Renji turned the number around, he finally saw the true number that Ganta would be entering:
"Eight."
"Well I guess that's your number, Ganta." Renji said.
"Shit!" Muttered Ganta.
"Well, my work here is done. Later!" Renji said as he took his number and left, leaving Ganta appalled and pissed off.
"Just my luck, things can't get anymore worst..." Ganta grumbled.
Scene 3:
Joey Wheeler from "Yu-Gi-Oh" was busy walking backstage to find both Yugi and Mai when he turned to a corner, only to find Matt Ishida from "Digimon" running right into him. Joey had smirked in response of this unexpectable run-in he was now involved in.
"Well well well, I never thought our paths would meet." Joey replied.
"If it isn't Joey Wheeler, one of the world's finest card Duelists ever is," Matt smirked back, "I didn't know you'd be competing."
"Ya kidding me? I wouldn't miss this onetime event, it's totally gonna be worth the show." Joey smirked.
"Sure, and it's definitely gonna be my moment to shine." Matt stated first-hand before Joey responded by scoffing.
"I doubt it, tonight will be my moment for greatness." Joey stated.
"We'll have to see about that boys." A voice said.
In the midst of that conversation, both Joey and Matt looked at the right to see Mai Valentine standing before them right now. Matt looked beyond impressed of her entire appearance, truth be told.
"Well, as if this day couldn't get much better." smirked Matt.
"I beg to differ!"
Suddenly, both Matt, Joey and Mai suddenly turned to their shoulder to see Sanji from "One Piece" standing in their way.
"Well, this just got interesting." Joey smirked in response.
"You're telling me!" Matt said.
"If anyone's gonna take the spotlight, then you're looking at the main attraction," Sanji replied. "I got it all: The looks, the charm, the moves. I make the girls go wild, you know?"
"Is that so?" Mai replied. "In way do you make women go wild?"
"If you come with me, I'll show you how..." Sanji smirked in front of Mai's face, like a sly dog.
Unfortunately, his flirtation didn't sit well with Joey at all (neither did Mai). So while she endured Sanji's failed flirting techniques, Joey decided to step in on behalf.
"Hey, you don't need to be creepin' Mai out with your dirty talk." Joey told the blonde chef.
"Who are you to question how I treat a lady?" Sanji glared.
"I bet you're just the same," Joey replied. "You want them just to put yourself in them right away. At least I would respect Mai and her needs."
"BURN!" Matt shouted.
Suddenly, Sanji turned right over to Matt with a 'WTF' look right on his face.
"Like you have something to say, pretty boy?" The chef said to Matt.
"What ya call me?" replied Matt, who didn't take that comment lightly.
"Ya got sand in ya ears, all of a sudden?" Sanji said, putting a hand to his ear as if Matt wasn't talking very loudly. "Like I said, 'You have something to say, pretty boy'?
"Look jackass, nobody calls me pretty." Said Matt.
"And nobody calls me a jackass!" Sanji said, right before slapping Matt right in the face!
However, the slap ended up setting Matt off inside. So in return, Matt decked Sanji right in the face with full complete rage, knocking his toothpick off right in the process!
"Oh now it's on!" Sanji growled.
"Bring it!" Matt said.
However, before they could start to hit one another, both Joey and Mai were busy trying to hold both men apart. Joey was trying to hold Matt while Mai had her hands full with Sanji. When Sanji noticed Mai holding him back, Sanji decided to flirt with her again, much to Joey's irritation.
"Heh, I knew you'd come rolling back to me." Sanji said, winking at Mai.
"In your dreams, pervert!" Mai replied.
And then, out of nowhere, Mai ended up slapping the taste out of Sanji, knocking his jaw a little loose!
"So, that turn you on?" Mai said to Sanji as she now started to walk past both Joey and Matt altogether.
The chef was left to caress the pain around his face, which forced the two guys to start laughing at him.
"Uggggh, this ain't over!" Sanji pointed to Matt and Joey, "No one messes with the Straw Hat Pirates, ya hear?!"
As a result of this attack, Sanji ended up leaving the room altogether, therefore ending this segment between the four.
Scene 4:
Down at the locker room, Tsukune Aono from "Rosario + Vampire" was busy taping his fists and writing the name "Moka" on them as Ageha Kurono walked by him, putting her hands across his eyes.
"Guess who?" Ageha smirked.
"Uh... Hey Ageha!" Tsukune said nervously.
"Tsukune, I'm glad we're competing side by side together," Ageha replied while hugging him tightly. "Just you and me against the world. I bet that'll be fun, huh?!"
"Yeah! It's a shame that your daughter suffered an injury earlier today, now she won't be able to compete." Tsukune stated.
"Good thing there's always a Plan B, right?" Ageha smirked while nudging Tsukune right by the shoulder.
"Right." Tsukune nodded a bit nervously.
While he was still taping up his hands, Tsukune's girlfriend Moka Akashiya came in and approached the determined student.
"Hey Tsukune!" Moka exclaimed.
"Hey Moka, glad you showed up." Tsukune smiled. "You like my taped fists with your name on it?"
"They look so cool!" Tsukune replied.
"Thanks!" Moka giggled.
"I'm sorry you won't be able to compete tonight, it sucks that you suffered a shoulder injury." He said.
"Yeah, remind me not to work out with Ageha's daughter next time." Moka nodded in unison.
"Oh come on, like hanging upside down on top of a huge tree wasn't that painful." Ageha smirked with a little scoff.
"Just losing some of the feeling in your arms makes it more enough for me not to compete." Moka said, joking about her little exercising incident.
"Hey, you'll be down at ringside, right?" asked Tsukune.
"Of course, I'll be at the commentary table with Jim Ross and Matt Striker." Moka explained.
"Yeah, you're gonna make a killing at commentary." Tsukune patted her girlfriend's shoulder.
"Well, I guess I'll leave you and Ageha alone then," Moka said as she left. "Kick some butt, Tsukune!"
"I will, Moka!" Tsukune nodded.
However, right before she left, she had ran into Sanji, who was still recovering from that hit caused by Mai. He looked right at Moka and decided to work out his charm.
"Hey, baby." Sanji smirked, "How about you and me-"
"Sorry, I'm taken." Moka said as she walked past him, leaving Sanji a bit rejected.
Scene 5:
Ash Ketchum was down at the catering room getting himself a icy cold drink before he ran right into Tai Kamiya, who was busy getting an ice cold drink himself. The meeting between the two was suddenly getting tense, which was unusual since this was now lasting past 10 seconds.
"Hey, watch it, man." Tai said to Ash.
"Well, you don't see this everyday." Ash said, wiping a bit of water off his shirt.
"If it ain't the PokeMon Master himself," Tai smirked. "I'm surprised you're still not out there losing yet another crappy tournament."
Somehow, Ash couldn't help but laugh as a result, as if Tai was actually turning this into some kind of joke.
"I'm surprised to actually hear you say that," Ash nodded. "Such talk from a guy whose haircut looks like he touched his finger in the electrical socket."
"Nice mouth you got there." Tai smirked.
"I could say the same thing about yours." Ash said, getting all up in Tai's face.
This was now becoming a staredown between the two teenagers, and yet, not one soul was there to break them up. To be honest, that's what both Tai and Ash really had wanted from all of this. Just nothing but a staredown of two 90's anime icons. After a good few seconds of staring down, Tai broke the tension by talking with a rough exterior.
"Looks like it just might come down to you and me for sure." replied Tai.
"Yeah, I can't wait for that to happen, should fate demand it." Ash said with a closeup.
"I'm so gonna smoke you so bad, even your PokeMon would be ashamed to be caught dead with you." Tai smirked out before leaving Ash's side.
"Ohhh, we'll see who smokes who alright." Ash nodded with a smirk, therefore ending the segment.
[1] - The Van Dam Lift is a weightlifting technique made famous by Rob Van Dam, in which it involves performing a split between two benches and lifting a dumbbell from the floor to the waist.
Well well well, looks like we got a first taste of our competitors here. This of course, is a list of who's all confirmed so far:
Naruto Uzumaki, Hinata Hyuga, Chazz Princeton, Hercule (maybe), Renji Abarai, Edward Elric, Ganta Igarashi, Matt Ishida, Joey Wheeler, Mai Valentine, Sanji, Tsukune Aono, Ageha Kurono, Tai Kamiya and Ash Ketchum
Okay, that makes it 15 people so far that has been confirmed, but I promise we'll see more characters in the chapters to come. That's right, folks, next chapter will be the beginning of the event, so click that review button if you want, my fellow anime lovers! C-Ya until then! ;D