This is inspired by the Friends episode were Ross has the "Big Brother Talk" with Chandler before he marries Monica.
During their Lunch break, Ron and Harry decided to take their lunch in the Leaky Cauldron. While they ate, Ron was talking to Harry about how his fiancé Hermione was going crazy with their wedding plans.
Harry looked at his watch. "How much time do we have until lunch is over?" Harry asked
"A couple of minutes?" Ron answered
"Good, because there's something I want to talk to you about."
"Well, what is it mate?" Ron asked
Harry gave a sigh. "Now no one is more glad about you and Hermione getting married then me but for the next minute I'm not going to talk to you as a friend but as Hermione's brother. She's the closest thing I have to a sister, so I'm just going to come and say it…if you hurt her in any way-physically or emotionally I will hunt you down and kick your arse." Harry stated with a serious face.
Ron just looked at him with a blank stare until his busted into laughter. "…Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." he giggled
Harry got confused and a little annoyed. "Hey-hey I'm being serious here!"
"Oh-okay. Ha-ha…" he struggled to get out, then continued to laugh
"I'm serious, I will kick your arse."
Ron stopped his laughter and realized he wasn't kidding. "Oh sorry. okay."
"Thank you."
"So, are we friends again?" Ron asked.
"Yeah." Harry answered
"Hey mate, you won't believe what Hermione's brother just told me."
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