Disclaimer: I do not own any characters or songs just the story. It's based on when Jake comes back and obviously due to the promo of HM's "Achy Jakey Heart" most of this didn't happen,but any coincidences are coincidences

CHAPTER ONE: NO. IT'S NOT OKAY THAT HE'S BACK… OR IS IT?

Name: Lilly Truscott

A.K.A. Miley's friend

Oliver and I walked into school as usual, but without Miles since she said Jackson was going to drive. We walked right through the doors to find everyone whispering, cheering, clapping, basically excited about something. We decided to see what all the commotion was about. This was the first time since the beginning of school, that everyone went out of their way to get a copy of Seaview High's school paper. Oliver snatched Dandruff Danny's paper as we walked by.

"OHMYGOD" Oliver said.

"Ugh. Give. Me. THA…OHMYGOD" I said when I grabbed the paper from him.

Sounding a bit disappointed, "OH-MYGOD! A-Anotherr Girlfriend?" Yeah that's all Oliver cared about never mind the main point.

I sighed and said kind of in a whiny voice, "OHMY-GOD! You'd think he'd call to warn us beforehand."

Shocked, we sat on at one of the tables. I don't think our legs could bear standing anymore after reading all this.

"MAN. That's like his 5th girlfriend. How does he do it?" said Oliver. Oliver's a doughnut, I swear.

"Oliver. Jake's coming back and all you care about is how he gets a girlfriend?"

"Well no. I CARE about…no nevermind. What should I care about?"

"Ughh, Oliver, you're so out of it. What about Miley? Hello? Re-mem-berr? Girl he's supposed to be with but left because of the movie? Don't you care about what's gunna happen between them?" I stared at him and realized he didn't even pay attention to anything I said. He was just staring at nothing. Absolutely nothing. Most likely still thinking about how to get as many girls as Jake does. How can he not get it? God Oliver.

"Olliiverr" no answer as I waved my hands in front of his face. "OLIVER!" startled, he jumped a little and came back into focus.

"WHAT?"

"Let me help" I started, "One: Jake's hot. Two: He's rich. Three: He's the very famous zombie slayer from 'Zombie High' and now publicizing two of his new films. DUH"

"Two movies Lilly? What are you- oh yea the one before he left and the new one he just made… Ohhh well- so noww I just have to become hot-check. Rich..not check. And become famous… wow, I got a lot of work to do. But-one check off the list is a good start. Look out world, Smokin' Oakin's coming to a town near youu" he said trying to act sly while pointing to a group of random girls who didn't even notice him.

"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! HE'S HERE! AHH JAKE RYAN!!" Amber and Ashley screamed. Then a mob of people ran straight to the doors as papers were dropped and kicked around everywhere. Once they all went to greet the star the school was dead empty and leftover papers were scattered on the ground.

"Woah he's back already? I thought he was coming," Oliver scanned the paper and read word for word, " 'Tomorrow at 8:00am' where he'll 'enter the front doors of Seaview High ready to answer questions.'"

"When did this paper get published?!" I asked

"Today, 7:30a.m… but I guess he came early." he responded

"I wonder how Miley's gunna react to this…" I know Miley and him kissed and all. But when he left, they wanted an open relationship because you know the distance. But he's had 5 girlfriends, and Miley's only gone out with what? One guy who I set her up with… and that was my fault for not realizing he was such a coward. I mean c'mon! Who would have known a hot guy like him would be terrified of a scary movie-WHICH wasn't event that scary. Sure Miley's had crushes…but has she acted on them? No… I don't think so. Oliver and I ruined it with Dex annnd yea…

"Lils. Come to think of it, I haven't seen Miley all day." And he's right. I haven't seen her either. All of a sudden I felt a buzz from my pocket. It was a text from Miley:

Miley: Extra Concert Added. Still in Dallas, TX. Won't be back til 2morrow. MISS U!!

Lilly: MISS U2. IMPORTANT NEWS

Miley: fill me in wen i get back. Gtg byeess 33

"Did you tell her?" Oliver asked.

"No, she had to go. I guess she'll have to wait and see tomorrow…"

"Yeah, I guess."

"Hey Lilly, I think the mob is back" Oliver said pointing to the crowd

I turned around to see Jake. He nodded his head at us and turned back to finish telling everyone about Romania. We were going to join the group until we heard the bell ring. So we gathered our stuff and rushed for class in case Old Mrs. Witherson decided to pick on us again and give us detentions… she just really doesn't like me and Ollie… or Ashley and Amber…or Miley…or anyone for that matter… but oh well. Better safe than sorry. Jake can wait… there's a huge crowd and heck no I'm gunna try to break through and say something.

Name: Jake Ryan

A.K.A. that ego-maniac-TV-star-in-a-hat

Okay so I did not expect everyone here. Didn't they see the paper? It said tomorrow. I wanted to just enter the school normally. I mean it's the Monday after Thanksgiving break. You'd think everyone would be tired from the long weekend. Apparently not.

I stepped out of the limo and everyone was screaming my name. Of course, I enjoy this and maybe Miley's right. I do "milk it" sometimes… but I've always been that way. Hmmm. I wonder if she's here.

"Jake! OMG JAKE we missed you!"

"How was Romania"

"When does your movie come out?"

"Is the movie before you left coming out soon?

"OMG JAKE WE LOVE YOU"

"How are you?"

"Is it true you and Rina are going out?"

Wow. So many questions.

I answered most of their questions while trying to enter the building. First a new middle school, now a new high school. And most likely people changed right? That's what happens in high school. People seem to change… but it doesn't look that way. But then again, I've only watched movies of high schools…whatever.

"Romania was great. Everyone was great there. As for the movie, it comes out soon." I flashed a smile and that just made the crowd scream louder as flashes from cameras were shot.

I ended up with the crowd following me and I told them about all the actors and actresses I worked with while in Romania until I saw Lilly and Oliver in the courtyard… I guess this is where people eat or hang out outside… honestly this place was really cool. Coming to school was way better than being home schooled. I smiled over at Lilly and Oliver and they shyly smiled back. It's funny because I thought they were heading my way… but when the bell rang, they rushed off to their next class when clearly the whole school was beside me. So why were they in a rush? Was Miley still upset even though we agreed on just being friends for now? Oh well, lets just see how the rest of the day goes.