Hello friends!!!! School is SOOOO close to being over! I have one more final tomorrow and poof! that's it!!! I hope all of you have been doing well!!
oh yeah, remember how i said i needed reviews so this wouldn't be four months from the last chapter? well, this one was only three months from my last update:p, lol, sorry about the wait... again.
But here it is, the story you've all been waiting for!
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way Galaxy
General Landry escaped to his office and logged into his computer. He scanned through the mission reports, trying to find the most interesting ones. They were given titles, boring and official ones, but Landry had learned to read past that. For instance if a title read: "Wraith at M9X-932" that usually meant a firefight ensued and someone had won or lost.
He left the boring ones alone until night. Landry fell asleep better when reading supply requests.
As the general searched through the muck to find something of interest, a gleaming beacon stood out. There was something in the mission reports that read as "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy." This title caught his interest and his eyebrows went up in mild surprise. He opened the document.
A hand flew to his mouth to prevent the overwhelming urge to laugh from coming out. This was hilarious! He supposed Colonel Sheppard had written this when he was bored or something! Maybe the Atlanteans needed something more to do… perhaps a false wraith attack might wake them up… nah.
Landry read through all 19 Guides that had been written by Atlantis personnel, Atlantis, and Hermiod. Of them all, Atlantis' and Hermiod's amused the general the most.
Chuckles started coming very easy as Landry read farther into the madness. He wiped some tears from his eyes. God, Landry hadn't laughed like this in ages! It felt good!
"Sir?" came a quietly inquiring voice. All of SG-1 stood outside his office door, looking at him like he'd mutated into something with sixteen heads. Landry quickly composed himself.
"Yes SG-1?" he asked quickly, trying to cover up his lapse in professionalism.
"Ah, we'll come back later… It seems as if we interrupted something," Cameron said slowly. He and Sam shared a look and they left. Teal'c cocked an eyebrow and stared before he left. Daniel stood in the door gazing at Landry curiously, as if he were studying a puzzling object. Landry stared right back. Before he could say anything however, Daniel shook his head and left.
Landry got back to the Guides.
He deftly popped open a Word document and began to write.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way Galaxy.
1. When all else fails, yell at the President.
... a. Hey, you didn't vote for him, right?
... b. It may be really out of line, but damn it feels good!
2. Don't allow Rodney McKay onto the base.
... a. If Sam Carter is there, you may never get rid of him.
3. If you need a good nature buddy, call Jack O'Neill.
... a. Cameron Mitchell is too weird-ed out by nature indulgences to speak candidly.
... b. O'Neill's funnier.
4. Don't trust an organization that changes its name.
... a. Whether it's the NID, the Trust, or the government, it can't be that great.
... b. After all, name changes usually imply some kind of "problems."
5. When sticking one's nose into the intergalactic playing field, make sure one has a really big intergalactic gun.
... a. In being not omnipotent, the gun gives you an advantage.
... b. It helps to shoot first, talk later sometimes.
6. Don't trust aliens with strange voices!
... a. I cannot stress that enough! Look at the Goa'uld, the Ori, the Ori Priors, and the Tok'ra – all beings one should be wary of.
... b. Strange voice strange people.
7. Don't let your minions get out of control.
... a. They might open the supergate…
... b. They might get themselves killed or Prior-ed
... c. They might even do a "Jaffa revenge thing" if you don't watch out.
There! Landry looked at his list of things to watch out for in this galaxy. Everyone thought that the Pegasus Galaxy was soooo dangerous. Now Landry wasn't sure – this galaxy had its highly dangerous moments like super-plagues and such. You know, everyday things like that.
Walter called in on the intercom.
"Sir, half an hour until the Daedalus debriefing."
"Thank you Walter." Where had time gone? Never mind… First things first though. Landry had to email this to everyone on base and then look over some more files in order to debrief the crew of the Daedalus.
Work, work, work.
Maybe he could get the Daedalus to take him to the Pegasus Galaxy for bit… That would be fun!
Landry chortled to himself, emailed his new Guide, and got back to the boring mission reports.
There we are! I hope this lives up to its big brother in the Pegasus Galaxy! speaking of which, i will get back to that, i promise!!
I hope you enjoyed!!! And Happy End of School everyone!!!