I was inspired by GiLaw and her MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE fanfic for Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce GO! to make a Supernatural version. Slight Destiel. Slight AU.
I own nothing.
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"Parallel universes?" Sam asked, reading a book.
Dean watched from the war room. "Are there parallel universes out there?"
Sam shrugged. "Probably not."
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYTHING IS AN IDIOM:
Dean had just stepped out of the shower. "Time to get dressed," he said.
A split second later, he ended up in a pink, frilly dress. He screamed like a girl.
"That's not what I meant by "dressed!'" Dean complained.
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE ANGELS CAN DANCE THE POP AND LOCK:
Castiel was dancing the pop and lock in the library. Sam and Dean were watching with disbelief.
"All angels were born to do this," Castiel said.
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE BOOKS ARE HOT:
"Ouch!" Sam flinched, trying not to burn his fingers while holding the book.
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE THINKING ABOUT BABY MAKES YOU TIRED:
Dean fell asleep on the library floor.
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE THINKING ABOUT LORE MAKES YOU TIRED:
Sam fell asleep on the library floor.
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYTHING TOUCHED TURNS TO CANDY:
Sam put his hands on the table, which then turned into a billion jawbreakers.
"Sam," Dean called from the garage, crying, "my Baby is now a bunch of Snickers."
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE DEMONS ARE ALWAYS DRUNK:
Crowley swayed as he walked to the boys. "How ya' doin'," he slurred.
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE GHOSTS ARE COMEDIANS:
"Ha ha!" the ghost exclaimed. "Get it?"
Sam and Dean salted and burned the remains.
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYTHING IS NARRATED:
"Little did Sam know that Dean and Cas were in love…"
"No, we are not!" Dean and Cas exclaimed.
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE THERE IS NO CROWLEY:
"Do you know anyone named Crowley?" Dean asked.
"No," Sam said.
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE THE IMPALA FLIES:
Dean screamed like a girl as the Impala flew into the sky.
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE EATING BURGERS ARE GROSS:
Dean ate a burger.
"Dean," Sam said with disgust. "Gross."
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE EATING SALAD IS GROSS:
Sam ate a salad.
"Eww, Sam," Dean said with disgust. "Why would you eat that?"
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE PIES ARE EXPLOSIVES:
Dean ate a pie.
"HIT THE DECK!" Sam yelled, taking cover.
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE READING IS A CRIME:
"Freeze!" officers yelled to Sam who was reading. "Hands in the air!"
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE HEAT MAKES DEMONS MELT:
The heat made Crowley melt into a liquid.
"Help me," he pleaded.
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE MOTHERS ARE STUPID:
Mary was hitting her head with a fist while rubbing her finger to her bubbling lips.
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE FOOD MAKES DEMONS' CLOTHES DISAPPEAR:
Crowley ran around Hell, screaming like a girl and trying to hide his naked body.
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYTHING IS BORING:
"That's it!" Rowena complained. "I'm going to a parallel universe."
MEANWHILE IN OUR UNIVERSE:
Rowena appeared in front of the boys.
"What the-," Sam said.
"See?" Dean exclaimed. "I told you there were parallel universes."
Then Castiel appeared, still dancing the pop and lock, followed by drunk Crowley and stupid Mary.
"This just keeps on getting stranger and stranger," Sam said.
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(is laughing so hysterically that she can't speak)