"You let me beat you Harry James Potter!!", Ginny laughed, walking out of her bedroom and heading for the stairs. "And?", Harry grinned. "Harry, I'd like to play a real game of chess someday!", Ginny smacked him playfully on the arm and kissed him on the cheek, "Come on , lets go up to Ron's room". They were about to knock on Ron's door, until..
"Oh honestly Ronald! It's tiny!"
"How the hell can you call that tiny?!"
"I've seen bigger"
"Really?", Ron gulped.
"Really"
"It doesn't make a difference what size it is anyway!", and with that Hermione burst out laughing.
"Stop laughing!!, I can't deal with this!"
"And I suppose that you want me to handle this?"
"Will you?"
"Thats what girlfriends are for Ronald!"
"Thanks Hermione, your the best girlfriend ever"
"I know.. Now if I can just get it into my hand.. God its so small.."
"Hermione it is not small!... Ahhh.. 'Mione!!, not so hard, its delicate"
"Delicate indeed, I'm afraid I'll hurt it if Im not careful.."
"Hermione! Will you just-"
"Work faster?"
"YES ! , Please"
"Fine" , she giggled at Ron's obvious distress.
"Ahh..Ahhhhhhhhh...Oh yeah....Now just open the.....Ahhhhhhhhhhh.. Bloody hell"
"There. Happy?"
"Extremely"
Harry and Ginny did not move one muscle. Both dumbfounded. Hermione swung open the door, "Oh honestly Ronald! The spider wasn't that big! And you didn't have to scream when I flung it out the window!", she laughed, "Oh hey Harry, Ginny". Harry and Ginny glanced at each-other and their booming laughs could be heard miles from the Burrow.
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Oh God that was naughty lol! But R/Hr are amazing. Hope I made you laugh and yes I know what you were all really thinking whilst reading this muhahaha.. RoRo xxx