This is a stalker poem I wrote about my favorite 70s guy, Hyde.

My 70s Guy

They call you Hyde,

I want you to be mine.

Your brown golden locks;

Make you look so hot.

To you the world is a conspiracy,

Oh please won't you hear me!

You wear dark shades,

That keeps your eyes in a haze.

Your first name is Steven,

Don't you know I'm never leavein'?

I'll wait in the bushes by your house,

So quiet just like a mouse.

Until your black El Camino pulls up,

And I'll give you a big kiss just for luck.