Look at him over there, walking down the street as fine as you please. What did he ever do to deserve it, I'd like to know. Not that I'm jealous or anything, mind you, but I don't see why he gets to have a happy Valentine's day with her, not that I want a girlfriend, I'm quite happy being by myself, but I don't see why he should get to spend the day with any girl, let alone one like her, so graceful, with long brown hair that floats in the breeze…
…er…
Well anyway, he doesn't deserve to be so happy, that's all. That stuck-up aristocrat, thinks he's so much better than me, I'll show him who's better…Is he seriously taking her into a bookstore? Oh how romantic, a bookstore. What a wonderful date. I could show her a much better time than that…
…um…
Stupid Austria! It's all his fault I can't think straight. There's no reason for him to get to go out with Hungary, no reason at all. He should have to be alone and girlfriendless, just like…
AAAGH! I DO NOT WANT A GIRLFRIEND! I AM PERFECTLY HAPPY BEING ALONE!!!
…ohcrapIsaidthatoutlouddidn'tI…
Now everyone is staring at me. That stupid Austria is staring at me…
…oh no, Hungary's staring too…
Yeah I think I'll go home now and sit in the closet with the door shut for a while. Happy frickin' Valentine's Day to me.
fin