It was Harry's seventh year of Hogwarts. Him and Ginny had been going out since fifth year when he found out that Cho and Micheal cheated on both of them together. They were happy now, but they had yet to take down Voldemort. They knew the final battle was coming up shortly so tonight they had agreed to both stay in the common room and figure out a way to kill Voldemort.

"Ginny do you have any ideas yet?"

"Nah sorry Harry I can't think of anything that he wouldn't be prepared for."

"Ah come on there's got to be something that would kill him, haven't we learned anything here in seven years?"

"Well there is something we learned in Herbology fifth year, but I doubt it will work."

"Whatever it is its worth a try."

"Ok now we just have to find out how to set it up."

A week later Voldemort had been killed. In an exclusive interview with Harry he was asked how it was done. This was his answer.

"Well my girlfriend Ginny and I knew the attack was coming soon so we were trying to figure out how to kill him, so he wouldn't kill me first. So we finally figured out one thing that he would never expect. Three nights later we had everything set up, the next night he attacked. Ginny was to pretend my hiding spot was important so that Voldemort would use some anger/emotions on her to tire him out. After that was done she told him where I was hiding, the green houses. When he came out I looked like I was trying to catch up on some classes, and had on earmuffs. When he walked in he automatically closed the door thinking he was going to finish me. The second he walked in I pulled a Mandrake out of the dirt and held it up. Within minutes he was on the floor dead."

"How did you know a mandrake's screech would kill him?"

"I remembered back in first year I think it was, that we were working with mandrakes, and my good friend Neville passed out because his earmuffs weren't on right. Our teacher, Professor Grubby-Plank, said that if he were to not have had on any earmuffs at all he would have easily died."

"You must have had a pretty good memory to remember that"

"Actually it was all my lovely girlfriends idea."

"Well there you have it folk's Voldemort defeated by a sixteen year old girl and a mandrake, what is the world coming to?"

And that's how Voldemort Dies

Ya so I got the idea from an icon that said :: what I think would be humorous is if Harry put on some earmuffs pulled out a mandrake, and voldemort dropped dead.

So review and tell me if you liked it, maybe I'll write some others