A/N I had a brilliant idea the other day to write a list of characters in Harry Potter and put my ipod on shuffle and use the first line of the song that came up to write a drabble. So hear we are enjoy. they are all very short drabbles.

Warning these can be/ are incredibly random, might contain slash, crack, femslash, swearing. Most of these will be rated K but I am putting T to be safe and think it's needed for this first one.

Disclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter, I wish I did but I don't, the handcuffs don't belong to me either, they are queenoftheoutlands, but I really don't want to know what she does with them :/ lol

Enjoy ;)


Title-Draco malfoy woke up this morning feeling like P Diddy

Song-Ke$ha -tiktok

Draco woke up on a mattress made out of money. Oh he did love his father's parties. He lifted his head up to see that he was laying next to Ron Weasley and Harry Potter, and they weren't wearing much. He glanced down at himself and realised he wasn't wearing much either, and his hands were handcuffed to the bed posts with pink fluffy handcuffs.

"Shiiit," he murmured. "What happened last night?"


:D