Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, New Moon or anyone/thing in it. I do own Tim and Jim though, even if they are idiots, they are my idiots.

Lab Partners

"Crap, Tim, I don't know anything about cells."

"Dude, chill Jim, we can cheat," Tim replied. He looked very enthusiastic about cheating.

Jim glared at Mr. Banner then turned to Tim to say; "Great, sounds like a plan."

Five Minutes Later

I think slide one is Igneous," Tim said thoughtfully. Or as thoughtfully as a male high school junior learning about the different types of cells separation can be. So really, not very thoughtfully and more boredish.

"That's a rock," Jim said flatly.

"No it's not!" Tim insisted. "Look, the book says so."

"Dude, you're on the wrong chapter," Jim said, hitting Tim over the head.

"Oh. What chapter are we on?"

"Chapter ten."

Ten Minutes Later

"Slide two if Anaphase," Tim said confidently. Or as confidently as a male high school junior learning about the different types of cells separation by cheating off the smart kids can be. So really, pretty confidently

"How do you know?" Jim asked, looking up from the microscope.

"I got it off Cullen's sheet," Tim replied smugly.

Edward glared at the two boys and they quickly got back to work.

Fifteen Minutes Later

"Hey, Tim, don't we get credit for just putting down answers, even if they're wrong?"

"Yah..."

"So if we put down random phases we can be done in no time!" Jim said excitedly. Or as excided as a male high school junior learning about the different types of cells separation and just found a great way to finish early can be. So really, pretty excided.

Jim and Tim looked at each other and grinned.

Twenty Minutes Later

"Nice try boys," Mr. Banner said as he walked by "detention."

"Crap."

Well, I hope ya'll enjoyed this. I thought it was fun. I have really wanted to do a Twilight fanfic, but never had any ideas, then this came to me while I was rereading the books and I just had to write it.