Ori's First Durin… The Last?

My first fanfic my other account got closed. I never posted there though anyway so it doesn't matter XD Pleae r&r. Sorry for the grammar. I don't have a beta yet. Don't know if this is a oneshot or a possibly a twoshot or more. Depends on if u guys like it! XD

When Ori woke up naked, he didn't expect to find Thorin in bed beside him. When he looked to the plates and empty bottles on the ground and didn't remember eating anything, he realized just how much of his memory was missing. And ouch! What was that pain where he sat? Had he fallen the day before?

When he rolled over to face Thorin, he was impressed with how much hair coarpeted the other dwarf, from his neck all the way down to his… "Oh, my!" Ori squeaked. The sound of his voice made the mountain of a man beside him stir.

"Mmm" Thorin said as he opened his icicle-like eyes.

"Good morning," Ori whispered.

"Good morning," Thorin replied in a tender voice Ori had never heard before, a hand suddenly on his waist. "Last night was totally great…"

"I know," Ori lied. Now he really wished he could remember, but if his backside pain was anything to go by, he knew that whatever had happened was pretty godlike.

Just then, sunlight fell upon them all as the front door was flung open. "thorin?" a voice called in the kitchen.

Ori gasped and held the sheets up to his nipples. "Who is that?"

"Mmmm" Thorin wondered. "Who cares. I have you. That is all that matters."

"But… but… but…"

Thorin cut him off with a kiss. "You're so cute when you stutter like that. It makes me want to… you know…" And Ori did. He could feel something shifting beside him and it made him blush.

"How much did I drink last night?" Ori asked.

"Well, from the empty bottles in here," Bofur replied from the kitchen, llistening, "it was more than me!"

Ori went even redder and Thorin grunted. "Bofur?"

"Aye lads, but don't be embarrassed. I have been here many a time. Or should I say, been there," he emphasized that last word as he poked his hatted head in, pointing to the bed.

Ori now looked basically like a tomato.

Oh no, he thought. What have I done? Slept with the neighborhood slut when all I really want is Fili? Did he just ruin his life? As much as he wanted to enjoy what had happened last night, he relaly had wished it was with Fili intead. He had fantasies of holding onto his braids like two reins…

"It's been a while," Thorin chuckled, shoving off the blankets to reveal himself, and that include ALL of himelf, as he rose and other parts of him had risen, too.

Bofur stared with wide eyes then winked. "Long time, no see. Would love to but I gotta run. Fili and I are going to -"

But Ori couldn't hear what he said next for the word Fili had fogged his mind with clouds and smoke that made him blood dark red. Almost blue. Because he imagined Fili's head on Thorin's aroused body and it was enough to make him react…

Bofur tossed them a towel. "I'm going to make some eggs then I'm leaving." He left.

Thorin paced the room, still naked. "Sorry, I'm just trying to, you know, come down." Ori understood what he meant. "But with you still lying there, with your freckles and all… it's making it hard. And I mean that."

"Oh my," Ori queaked. He was now so red that he could blend into some hot lava from Mount Doom and nobody would ever see him. And now that he thought of it, no one ever COULD see him the way Thorin had, except for Fili, or maybe Kili if he finally learned to take orders intead of always thinking about himself, but mostly Fili because he had those braids. And those braids… they made him even redder to think of.

Once he had seen Fili swimming and the yellow haired dwarf had been nude. What he'd seen in the bushes had reminded him of massive things he'd seen hanging in the butcher's windows.

Just then, he felt Thorin's icy gaze on him. What if he knew what he was thinking about his nephew? Would he be ok with that? Especially after what they'd just done?

Then again, Thorin had others, Ori had non.e But could he have more?

"Uncle?" Kili called from outside. "I need help with something."

This suddenly took Ori's mind to a whole new level. What if Kili and Fili came in here and he could have them both at once? If anyone could make the younger brother listen, it was the older one. Oh boy, by now he was redder than a erupting volcano… and he liked it.

Please read and review guys… don't know if I'll continue this with school and all but I just had this idea and Ori wouldn't stop pestering me with his cute little freckles ^^