Who said Anti-Hardwicke Day was only on August 1st, hm? Who says we can't continue trying to stop the leeches (haha, vampires) from playing Max and Fang.

Fang-I said so.

Me- *whacks Fang*

Do you want Robert Pattison pretending--unconvincingly--to be you?!

Fang-No

Me-Then shut up.

Angel-*controls Catherine, Kristin, and Robert with her mind, bringing them to us*

Catherine-Wh-who are you?! What are you doing?!

Gazzy-*imitating ter Bortch* Velcome, Catherine, Robert, Kristin. Ve've been expecting you.

Me-Dude. That's creepy.

Gazzy-*cackles in a freaky voice, mimicking Robert perfecty*

Max-Prepare for...

ATTACK!

RPOV

If you've never seen thousands of kids, teens, and even adults charging at you with murder in their eyes, then holy crap, do I even you.

Some girl in a Darth Vader outfit was holding a piece of paper up. I squinted--it read 'petition' then something else that I couldn't read.

"Sign Saint's petition!" another girl shouted.

"Saint? Petition? Are you people insane?!" my beautiful Kristin wailed.

"St. Fang of Boredom?" a girl in a soccer uniform frowned. "She's a genius! But...maybe a little insane, yeah." She grinned, holding out a hand. "I'm soccerislife14, but you can call me Issy."

"Hello, Issy," Catherine gasped in relief that someone was being nice. She shook Issy's hand and immeadietly got an electrical shock, her hair suddenly sticking straight up on her head.

Soccerislife14 laughed, then darted off so someone else could take their turn at messing with us.

Someone shouted, "Surreptitiously Anonymous, go for it!"

Another person ran forward, toilet plunger in hand, and caught Catherine in the face. Then pulled it away painfully and did the same to me and Kristin.

How dare they!

"Your turn, Drusilla Holden!" The toilet-plunger-attacker called, smirking at us.

The last thing I remember before fainting was a third person running toward us.

MPOV

When the three had finally surrendered, everyone shouted out--

"WHAT NOW! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH US!"

I didn't see what that had to do with the acting issues and stuff, but oh well! It sounded good. I wondered, though, who would play us?