Me: Yo!! I love you guys! Please vote for my poll too! I just wanted to say that I do not want to offend anyone with this oneshot. I just think it would be hilarious for Fang to do this because it's so not Fang! Please don't hate me! I don't like being mean or offensive or anything…
Fang: She doesn't own Maximum Ride. Oh…YTTP…don't cry. You know I can't handle tears.
Me: I'm sorry! I don't want to be offensive!
Fang: Okay…uh… On with the story!
Third Person POV
Fang bit his lip, his sharp teeth digging into the soft flesh. This what he had always wanted, right? This was what he had always had a secret longing to get. But he was worried about what the Flock would think.
As Fang landed in front of the Flock, they froze. Sitting around a small fire in the middle of nowhere, they suddenly burst into laughter.
"What?" Fang asked, touching his poofy hair gently.
"You…you got an afro?" Max asked.
"Yes."
As the Flock took off into the air, Fang patted his huge afro, making sure it wasn't deformed.
Max rolled her eyes and looked away.
Only about two minutes after they had taken off, a shout suddenly erupted from Fang.
"My fro pick!" he screamed.
As Fang plummeted toward the ground, his hands closed around his fro pick.
When he returned to his Flock, he held up the small piece of plastic.
"I got it," he said proudly, stabbing it back into his oversized hair.
"Maybe you should put it in your pocket Fang," Max said, her eyes wide.
"Oh! Good idea!" Fang plucked the comb out of his hair and stuffed it in his pocket.
Max stared after him as he flew ahead.
"Why would he want an afro?" she asked herself quietly.
Did it suck? Was it funny? Let me know please! And no offense to anyone! I also love mullets!