Happy AkuRoku day every one! Enjoy!
"You know," Axel said, peering over his newspaper at Roxas through his reading glasses. "Larxene officially claimed Riku as her bitch. The paper says she slapped him with the 'seme' paddle yesterday afternoon. It just makes me think of how I don't have my own bitch." Axel cut Roxas a sideways glance. "If you were my bitch-" Axel would've said more, had Roxas not gave him the glare of doom.
"First of all, that would never happen. I would so top you. Secondly, who cares about that hag? She tried to molest you! And lastly my brother's ex-boyfriend? I couldn't care less about him." Roxas glared at him and took a second to breath. When Roxas did that, it indicated to Axel that he was about to say really dumb or something really smart. "AND I would never let you top. I have much more stamina than you." Axel glared at him.
What do you mean? I definitely have much more stamina than you! I'm older and more buff! You wouldn't last five minutes!" Axel pounded his hand on the table, making everything on the table jump.
"Oh yeah? I bet YOU couldn't, OLD MAN!" Roxas taunted Axel. Axel threw down his glasses on the newspaper that was just lying there on the table to glare at Roxas. Roxas leaned in also, unaware of the closing space between the two of them. Axel suddenly took Roxas by his shoulders, flipped him and bent him over the table, Axel's pelvis digging into Roxas' lower back. Before Axel could keep Roxas in place, Roxas flipped their positions. "What was that Axel? You still think you could top me?" Roxas teased Axel again. Axel grumbled from underneath Roxas as he tried to get free. Roxas let go of Axel's right hand for a split second and Axel got loose, flipping them onto the floor. Landing on top of Roxas, Axel pinned his hands and feet to the floor with his own. Doing so, this enabled Roxas to not move. As much as Roxas struggled, he couldn't flip Axel over to prove his point. "I can still top you, even if you're pining me to the ground!" Roxas yelled out from under Axel.
"Yeah right MIDGET! You wouldn't be able to handle the intensity." As Roxas struggled more under Axel, someone tip-toes into the room, almost unnoticed.
"Oh MY GOD! IT'S TRUE!" Xaldin screamed, like a banshee, and ran out of the small dining room, crying.
"Oh, wait. What's tr-" Both felt the blood flow away from their faces as their eyes went wide and their mouths in 0s.
Rumors are quite hurtful aren't they? XD Happy AKUROKU DAY!