"So, tell me Coop. Why are we in bed together?"
"This is a slash drabble, Albert."
"Well colour me clueless."
"It's a piece of fiction where two characters of the same sex are in a non-canon relationship."
"And the point of that is what, exactly?"
"Fun, Albert."
"The sight of your pert, hairless buttocks might be fun for some people, Coop, but not me."
"You really think they're pert?"
"Trust me. And the drabble part?"
"Approximately 100 words in length."
"Then we can leave?"
"Yes."
"Are we there yet?"
"Yes."
"Thank Christ. Later, Coop."
"Take care, Albert. Mmmm, nice cock."