TIME WARP: PART ONE
Matt Duszynski
Matt: Hello!
Readers: Write the story!
Matt: Ok, but first, I don't own any characters in the story. Sega does.
Readers: grab pitchforks
Matt: Umm… don't kill me! The story won't get written!
Readers: Huury it up! We're bored!
"…" Talking
'…' Thinking
(…) Actions
Blah blah blah Flashback (AN: Flashbacks are clearly marked also)
(AN: blah blah blah) Author's Notes
FLASHBACK
"Tails? Tails?"
Then, Sonic noticed the note on the door.
"Testing the TORNADO V (AN: Roman Numeral) Be back soon."
One month later…
"I think something happened to him."
"Relax. Tails isn't that stupid that something would happen to him."
"HE'S EIGHT YEARS OLD!"
"Oh yeah. I forgot."
Two years, eleven months later…
After lowering the coffin in the grave, Sonic went inside Tails' lab, got his will, came back out, and read it to the rest of the group.
Dear everybody:
If you are reading this, I am dead. I didn't intend to die, but that can't be helped now. As my final request, I'd like all of you to share something about me with everybody else. Anyway, Sonic, I give you the TORNADO III, along with my lab building. Please don't destroy it.
Knuckles, you receive the TORNADO II, my unfinished upgrades for your gloves, and my 3.6 GHz Pentium 4 Extreme Edition Computer. You also get my Chaos Emeralds, save for one, and my notes on the modified gloves, in case you would like to finish them.
Rouge, you get the Chaos Emerald that Knuckles didn't take, because you most likely wouldn't like anything else in my lab, except the red leather sofa, which I am also giving to you.
Amy, I give you my Love Ray Gun VERSION 2.2. Feel free to do with it as you please, as long as you don't shoot Sonic. If you want it, you can also have the TORNADO, because so far, you're the only one that can't fly. Come to think of it, Knuckles can fly. Knuckles, share the TORNADO II with everybody.
Cream, take anything Chao related in my lab, and one other thing of your choosing. I don't know what you want.
Big, stay away from my stuff. You get nothing.
Shadow, you can take the nuclear bomb I have stored in the storage shed outside. Actually, it's not smart to give you a nuclear bomb. Swap with Knuckles for the TORNADO II. Remember to share.
Dr. Eggman, if you're here, you get zip. Also, I would like to say that you're a complete retard if you came here for my funeral. If he's here, GET HIM!
And that is all. Feel free to divide up the remaining stuff as you wish. I wish I could be there.
Sincerely,
The Late Miles "Tails" Prower
"The weird part of this is, we never found a body anywhere."
END FLASHBACK
Matt: I'm a master of suspense, or just plain lazy, so I'll leave you hanging.
Readers: (throw pitchforks)
Matt: OW -beep-! pulls pitchfork out of self Sonic, can I borrow the TORNADO III?
Sonic: No way!
Matt: I'M DYING HERE!
Sonic: Ok, I'll take you.
Matt: Sayonara! (hacks up blood) Urgh…