h3 style="margin: 10px 0px; font-family: Verdana, Verdana, Arial; color: #008000; font-size: 24.5px; background-color: #f6f7ee;"span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 19.5px; background-color: #fffffa;"Once upon a time there was a very blonde boy named England and he was a tsundere and everyone wanted to fuck him. But he was a tsundere and he only had his eyes set on one specific person who was a colony who he raised. He was a very special also blonde boy named America but his friends knew him as Alfred. Arthur wanted to seduce Alfred so badly but Alfred thought that Arthur was a stuffy old man and never ate his scones ever. And he called him a bastard. That made Arthur very sad and he cried every day because he couldn't have sex with that blonde dude. He decided to cut over it because he was so sad and he couldn't kill himself because he was a COUNTRY YAY and cutting was his second best option. So one day he was sobbing eating burnt scones and cutting himself and dipping the food in his own penis blood. But then Prussia teleported to England because he is swag and awesome like that. He said to England Not another suicidal nation I already had to fix up America's brother who was cutting because no one noticed him. You're only being ignored by one person. And you can fix that. I know how. England looked up at Prussia but it was hard to do that because his vision was too clouded from crying. Prussia gave him a potion. It looked like there were little pink penises floating around in it. What will that do you wanker asked England. Just drink it and you'll see said Prussia. England nodded and said sorry for you troubling you Its no problem little dude now I'm going to go give Poland a potion to make her manly. So Prussia flew away and England went to America's house. Hi Iggy the fuck do you want America said and England blushed. He then drank the potion and blushed even more as he felt a bulge around his groin. He looked down and it hurt! So he decided to pull his panties down even though it was embarassing, he was too in pain and had to save his life even though he couldn't die. America looked down at Englands crotch and blushed a lot because he had a penis not a vagina and his penis was two feet long. This must be the potion Prussia gave me thought England. It makes my penis grow! America took one look at it and then took his butch pants off. What are you doing asked England. Fucking you said America. Oh okay said England you idiot he then said because he was a tsundere By the way I totally HATE love you! America smiled I love you too and then he licked his penis (the long one) and moaned. England bucked and took America's clothes and hair off. What are you doing asked America I have a bald fetish said England Oh okay and then America smiled and got off England and England sighed at the loss of America's face hole but he knew that he would have to fill America's butt hole so he positioned himself and thrust in. He thrust the whole two feet in and felt America's organs against his tip and blushed. Yeah sorry it's a little big said England It's okay said America. England thrust 10 times and then he and America came so he rolled off America and kissed him a lot and the two fell asleep in post Orgasmic bliss. When England woke up he found that his penis was back to being 2 inches so he went back to Prussia to thank him for the potion and buy some more. Prussia was happy. Poland was happy. America was happy. The other blonde north american was happy. Japan was happy. Italy was sad. But most importantly England was happy!/span/h3