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I don't own Artemis Fowl or Backstreet Boys. I hope you all like this, and yes, I do realize how stupid and unlikely it is. I based it off this hilarious episode of the Simpsons (which I don't own either.)
"For the last time, Butler, I am not sick!" Said the obviously sick Artemis Fowl. "And will someone please turn off that strobe light!?!"
Butler looked around the room in search of the strobe light that Artemis was talking about. There wasn't even one in the room, much less one that was turned on. Butler turned back to the pouting boy (who happened to be blinking rather quickly) and noticed he was beginning to look more like a five year old than a fifteen year old.
"Master Artemis, just take the day off and rest for a little while. You deserve it." Butler said, trying to stay on Artemis' good side.
"I wasn't named the greatest evil mastermind by resting. I have a very busy schedule and I intend to keep it." Artemis said as he tried to get up from the bed. It was almost humorous to watch, the boy kept wobbling (for lack of a better word) until he fell back onto the bed. "Okay, maybe I'll rest for a little while."
Butler sighed and rolled his eyes. That boy was so stubborn. "Take a pain killer and get some rest. You're rambling again."
Artemis glared at the bodyguard and grabbed the painkiller bottle. Butler turned the light to the room off and closed the door. This was going to be a long day.
Three Hours Later…
Juliet came walking to Artemis' bedroom with a tray of hot soup and water. It wasn't what the boy had ordered; Butler had forbidden her from making the filet mignone and scallops. ("Those are not items for a sick person to eat!")
Juliet leaned into the bedroom door and took a step back. Her Backstreet Boy CD was playing on full blast and there was a large amount of cold air blowing under the door. Juliet hesitantly opened the door and was shocked at what she saw.
All of the items that had been hanging on the walls had been piled on the floor and his computer was hanging out of the window. On the ceiling were thousands of coat hangers with the clothing still on them. In the middle of the wreckage sat Artemis. His pupils were each different sizes and his breathing was strange. He was wearing a tin foil hat that reminded Juliet of Foaly.
Butler came into the room almost immediately after Juliet had. He looked just as shocked as she was. His first reaction was to pull the computer back from out of the window.
"Uh, Artemis…" Juliet said slowly. "What's with all the stuff."
Artemis jumped as he looked at the girl. His eyes twitched nervously. "They're watching me…" Butler picked up the now empty bottle of pain killers and sighed. "Who's watching you Artemis?"
Artemis motioned for the two to lean in and he whispered, "the mushroom people."
Juliet and Butler slowly backed from the room. Juliet took a deep breath and looked at her brother. "What was that all about?"
"Don't ask…"
Miles and miles away…
"Oh no," said the king of the mushroom people. "He's onto us.