49 Crap Dates and One Damn Well Good One- Chapter 1

Hi, just got this idea and thought hey why not? I'm not sure if it's going to work out because this is my first modern AU one but oh well! And I hope you enjoy it.

'Oh come on Gwen', Morgana begged already out the door waiting for cross-armed Gwen to come with her.

'No way, I am not making a fool of myself again. You know what happened last time', Gwen relented as she stood firm not moving an inch near the door.

'Yeah I know you slipped', sighed Morgana doing the bunny ears with her fingers while rolling her eyes at the same time. It sometimes made Gwen wonder how she could do so many things at the same time. Sure, women could multitask but when it came to watching the TV while eating baked beans on toast it was impossible and usually Gwen ended up with it all down her shirt.

'Don't do the rabbit thing with your fingers, that's just... weird', interrupted Gwen fed up of Morgana's secret code words and actions she used but there was one she used. One for Merlin, 'big- ears' and she had to admit that however adorably cute Merlin was, his whole image was kind of wrecked by the massive saucepans sticking out of his head.

'Yes mother', Morgana squeaked in a child's voice. 'Anyway you slipped dragging his pants to the floor with you', smiled Morgana. 'And then that other time you interrogated this other bloke asking if he was straight or not'

'You never can be too careful and anyway he was gay. It was obvious Morgana, he told me that Louie from Pineapple dance studios is his hero and he thought his butt was cute', Gwen retorted proving her point.

'He could have been BI', Morgana muttered without Gwen hearing 'and then there was that time that you...'

'What is this? A countdown to Gwen's top worst dates. Oh, I forgot you put that on youtube didn't you!', Gwen huffed frustrated that Morgana had even dared to do such a thing.

'Gwen how could I not. It was hilarious', Morgana laughed 'and it got over a million hits and there was this guy from Australia who commented and said...', Morgana stopped when she saw Gwen's clenched fists and her stormy, red eyes and said in a serious tone 'What I meant was I'm really sorry Gwen and I shouldn't have put it up there. Do you forgive me' sad Morgana pulling her best puppy dog face she could muster.

'Of course I do', smiled Gwen bringing her into a best buddies hug until Morgana whispered in her ear 'You have to admit though that the one with the perv and you wearing your see-through top and not knowing it was tummy- hurting funny'

'Morgana!', shouted Gwen leaving the hug and crossing her arms again. 'You know what I might just come to this speed- dating thing', Gwen sighed knowing that Morgana wasn't going to give up.

'Yesssss!', screamed Morgana jumping in the air.

'But on one condition', Gwen smiled as Morgana groaned. 'You are NOT taking your camera along with you', replied Gwen sternly.

'Why would I do such a thing? Of course I wouldn't tape your disastrous date and put it on the internet for everyone to see', Morgana said only to be confronted by Gwen's raised eyebrows, 'Oops did I just say that out loud?' Morgana winced as Gwen nodded. 'Look I haven't got it anywhere on me, okay. You're safe, I assure you', lied Morgana clutching the handbag that held her evil device that Gwen so much hated. THE CAMCORDER!

'That's nice to know', sighed Gwen happily, locking the door behind her. 'Come on let's get going'

As they headed to the pub for the speed-dating Gwen didn't notice Morgana whisper 'Number 56 of Gwen's worst dates, take 1, action'

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When they reached the 'The Cat & the Fiddle Pub', they were just in time for the speed- dating, sitting down quickly at a table each.

'Wish me luck', said Gwen turning her head around facing Morgana who was sitting back to back to her.

'And me', Morgana whispered while Merlin the host was explaining how it worked.

'Good luck', they both chorused like Siamese twins before turning their heads back to listen to Merlin.

'So let the speed dating begin', said Merlin ringing a bell before going to chat with a barmaid Freya.

The men moved round to each table while the women stayed sitting down. Unluckily Gwen's horror she got the pervert from last time.

'Hi umm... I remember we met last time. I'm sorry but I've forgot your name', said Gwen pulling a fake smile.

'Dick. My name's Dick', he drooled staring right into her eyes making her feel very uncomfortable.

'How convenient', Gwen thought to herself.

'And I remember yours my dearest Gwen', he sighed dreamily grabbing her hands from across the table and putting them into his sweaty ones before she quickly took them back putting them on her lap, out of sight of any porn-obsessed freak.

'You look ... healthy', muttered Gwen trying to put on a positive attitude.

'And so do you two lovelies', he answered not looking at her face but at her boobs instead. Gwen watched where he was looking and then looked at him again sternly, the type of look that tells you to get lost but he took it the wrong way and instead Dick winked and lunged at her from across the table while Gwen was left mortified on the floor underneath a weirdo that touching her all up and over.

Everyone in the pub turned, Morgana filming the whole thing as she quickly whipped her camcorder out from her bag while Gwen screamed 'Sexual harassment! Rape! Get him off me!' until Merlin quickly came bounding over dragging Dick off her and barring him from his pub.

'You really need help with this dating lark', Morgana sighed.