valkayrie plesent and the pilosopers ston

hei eveny1 welcom to my new fanficsion. it is about mi favourit book seirials ! hop you all enjoi it! BTW i am a wich but i do not go to howgerts yet becos i am to yung. no flammerz plez

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capeter 1 - the shoebox

ones upon a tim valkyerie woes wolking down the street wen she sore a owl that woes holding an later from howgorts so Valerie got the letter and red youhav been executed in to hogwerts shoot of wichcaft and wizards because you a a with and you can do magic. "OMG! sed valekerie who was realy exsicted abot goin to hogwerts shool of wichcaft and wizerdy so she decied to go and see skulldugery to go and tel him becos she wos his bae ff and she wos relly exsited to go and see skulldugery. "OMG! skulldugery i hab been exspted in to howgerts shool of wichcraft and wizardy becos i am a wich aparrantely OMG me to sculldufgery esclamd as he was relly esisted to tel vall summin "I has ben execpted 2 beco wiz kid a swell "OMG ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i am so esited we can go togetherr so she gav him a bi wet kis s for ten minots becoes she was esited he was goin to. wen theywer don then they went to see gasty b to see if he wos a wizerd skulldugger had a seceretly fancied gasty becos he wos so mannly so tat is wot they did. "aww i am not a wizerd so he went and cried wich med valkyie happy becos he had skulldugerry all 2 herself agen. and gastly went to go and wach avengers at thecinemma becos it wos on and he hadnuthing better 2du becos he wos a muggl. =D

Then skullduggerery relzed they wer lat 4 tha tren so theyy wnt to platfoern nin and 2 quotters 2 catch the tren to hogweerts. wen they got 2 the tren they saw chiny china who had a relly big chin but was relly pretty and wos a totle b word (the one tha t is a dog so vlaketire wos upset she wos ther but then china wos not alowed on the tren becos she wos a muggl so shi went to go and cri with her boyfrend mr bliss who wos a traitor and then later dyed becos he was lame lyk kenseckl so valkeri do not like him verimuch then vlkeri and skulldgurry got on the tren and went 2 hogwerts. Valkeri did no t lik traine snf becos they mde her travl sik so she askd the driva to stpo the tren so he cud thru up… th

en suddnly a demetor apperred. =O skulldudgery did a thing an soodennly the demetor disaperred and vlkyerie wasnot sure what he did so he assked him wot he did and he said he did a patoronus wit is wand (bagett lol) and med it diseper. OMG u mde the demetor die! sed val who was drunk becod he had had had 2 mani buter bears. "LOL. yes. LOL" sed skull who wos missin his bf gasty but hen soodenly gasty got on the tren aswel becos he wos so awsim and h e cud. so then the howgerts esrpes went down the roed to hogwertz and 10min late they wer at hogwerts shool of wichcaft and wizerdy and they cud see the castul and pofesa mognogonal (who wos a seceret cat lol) os thei all got off the trens and went up to the castle but then soodenly a demetor apperred agen ! ! ! !

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climfhanher lol. this is onli capter 1 for any1 who is nu to fanfics I wil post chapt 2 wen it is dun. hop u enjoid it! ! ! ! xxx