~The Death of Tingle~
One day, Link was sailing on his boat, The King of Red Lions, in the Great Sea of Hyrule. He stopped by at Tingle Island because he needed his map deciphered. He climbed up the ladder and met the fairy freak on top of the tower. Link said, "HEY! FAIRY FREAK! I NEED MY STINKING MAP DECIPHERED!" So Tingle said, "Ok! That'll be 30000 Rupees!" Link jaw dropped. "30000 Rupees! That's more than I make at...a place that has a lot of Rupees! I have hd it with your overly priced services!" So Link took out his bow and shot Tingle and then he threw him over the balcony into the Great Sea. "That's that.'' Link said. "Oh...wait. Now who's gonna decipher my map? DANG IT!"
~The End~