Naruto calmly walked into his home on the outskirts of the village. It had been a long day for team 7, and Iruka-sensei had promised him ramen that night for all the hard work that he had been doing. Naruto enjoyed having ramen with his adoptive father; it made him feel like he had some what of a family.
What he wasn't ready for was his dad playing kissy-face with Kakashi-sensei on his couch. For a moment he just stood there, taking it in. The couple didn't even notice the young Genin till he cleared his throat.
"Does this mean that Kakashi is my mom?"
Both of the ninja looked up at the younger Genin. Kakashi smirked at him and patted him on the head as he walked out of the still open door. Iruka blushed a little, but said, "I guess you could call him that, just not in front of your teammates."
Naruto stood there for a moment and let it sink in. It didn't take too long for him to realize what his father had told him.
Naruto was gonna kill that little pervert.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!! GET BACK HERE!!" Iruka groaned and dragged his screaming son to the ramen shop.