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A/n: I do not own any of these characters. They are owned by High Moon Studios. Oh and this is my first FanFic so if you don't like it please don't kill me.

Thank you!!!

A Trip To Insanity

He looked up from the ground, his gun still warm with smoke steaming out of the end. It was an ordinary day of a Darkwatch agent. Corpses of the undead littered the ground, he looked at his work with a feeling of success. Slowly this mysteries half vampire turned to head back to the citadel, when he head a voice from behind him.

"HOWWWDYY!!!" it waved wildly at him.

"What the hell!?!" Jericho eyed this... thing for a second when it replied.

"Im your... uh... mom?" It looked at him, "No, actually I am your magic nose goblin." Jericho looked at the creature. It was pink, it had small fluffy wings but he doubted they were strong enough to lift such a fat little body.

"Right, and hows that worken out for ya?" Jericho once again turned around and tried to walk away.

"NO! Im here to save you!" It somewhat bounced its way towards Jericho and clung to his arm.

"What the!?!" in a flash of light, Jericho and this so called 'magic nose goblin' were enveloped in a green cloud. The light around them was starting to dim and then started to light up in every color imaginable.

"Hey get off of me!!"

"Im sorry im a nervous eater.." the creature release its grasp off of Jericho's arm leaving four bite marks. They fell down a dark tunnel and landed on a soft mushey bed of cotton candy.

"Mmm sugar." Jericho began of eat a handful of the sugary sweet cotton.

"Yes, yes, very nice. Now what are we ganna do?" The creature surveyed the area to see if there was a way out.

"You haven't told me your name, what is it?" Jericho said still munching of cotton candy.

"Its...mumbles"

"What was that?"

"Its Smumbles"

"Aww come on tell me!"

"OK!! MY NAME IS STEPHANIE!!"Stephanie turned around with a start and screamed.

"You all better now?" Jericho could hardly keep his laughing in any longer.

"Yes, I guess I am!" he turned around with his chest up with pride only to be shot down by Jerchos laughter.

"HAHAHAHA! Stephanie," he wiped a tear from his eyes, "That's a girls name."

Stephanie looked at him hatefully. "Yes.. I know, now how do we get out of here?"

Jericho looked around the room, but soon lost intrest and began to eat more cotton candy.

"You know you could be a LITTLE helpful"

"Yoush noe, yoush hould hit hwack awnd eash shome shuuugaaa..." Jericho mumbled after consuming a huge amount of cotton candy.

"You are useless." Stephanie eyes the room and saw a doorway. Covered in ivy and dust, it had a clearly visible imprint 'IAG'. Not thinking it was important, Stephanie put it in the back of his mind.

"There! There's a door!" he grabbed Jericho's collar and dragged him towards the door.

"MY SUGAR!"

To be continued...

A/N: ok, I know a lot of people will say "that's not how Jericho acts" but this IS a fanfic, and it is dedicated to all my hommies on the DW forums at I love you guys!

Jericho: dam that was short

Author: like you could do beter!

Cassidy: I bet he could!!

Author: don't you ever shut up!?! Well see you all later folks, Im'a go put Cassidy back in her box.

Cassidy: WHAT!!??