Major Monogram came out of a hidden door. "Very good" he said, clapping slowly. "Very, very good." I watched Phineas put a protective arm around Isabella.
"You think you can hide from me! Major Francis Monogram?" I would have laughed if this hadn't been so terrifying. "Well you can hide no longer, because your stories end, RIGHT. NOW.
Monogram pulled out a ray gun, and...
STOP!
Hold up, this is WAY towards the end of the story.
I present to you my story. From the beginning.
CHAPTER 1:
I agree to go on a road trip with my best friend
It was an ordinary afternoon. Phineas and Ferb were laying out blueprints for their "big idea" of the day. I knew Isabella would come in soon and say,
"Hi Phineas! Watcha doin'?"
Right on schedule. I put on my hat and snuck behind the house. "Hey, where's Perry?" I smiled. Never gets old.
I slid down the tube as Buford and Baljeet arrived in the backyard. I didn't know why, but today I was undeniably happy. Not for any reason, I was just plain out ecstatic.
I landed in my lair with a big smile on my face and chattered loudly to get Major Monogram's attention. "Oh, there you are Agent P. You look unusually happy today." I chattered and nodded. "Ok then, go stop Doofenshmirtz!"
I nodded and jumped into my hovercar. To Doof's house I go!
By the time I arrived at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorperated, the happy feeling was still there. I was a little weirded out by that point. Why was I so happy?
I parked the hovercar on Doof's balcony, and walked in. I had a feeling Doof was feeling the same kind of happiness I was. That, and I could hear him singing Gitchee Gitchee Goo.
"Why hello Perry the Platypus! I bet you're wondering what my evil scheme for the day is. Oddly enough, I don't have one! Ever since I woke up this morning, I had this feeling of happiness, even Norm has been unusually bright all day! What about you Perry the Platypus?"
I nodded. "Really? You too Perry the Platypus? We need to find whoever is making everyone happy, and put a stop to it!"
I tilted my head in confusion. Put a stop to it? I'm happier than I've been since my last day off! Doof registered my confused expression and said "Perry the Platypus, if we don't destroy the Happinator, you like that, I made it up on the spot, no one will ever be anything but happy again! We need the other feelings in the world! There will be no more good breakup songs in the world! Come on Perry the Platypus! We could go on an adventure together!"
I thought about it. At that instant I walked over and got in my hovercar. "Perry the Platypus, are you ditching me?" Doof yelled across the room. I patted the seat next to me, and motioned for him to come over. "Yay! Perry the Platypus, we're going to go?" I nodded. Don't make me regret this. "But Perry the Platypus! Your tiny platypus sized hovercraft won't fit me! Let's take Norm!"
I sighed as the doctor pressed a button turning Norm into an airplane. "I really should read your instruction manual." "Yes, yes you should." Norm said. I got into Norm and Doof hopped into the driver's seat. "Yea!" Doof yelled. "Doofy and Perry on an epic adventure!" I face palmed.
This was gonna be a long ride.