Author's Note: Yet again, another fruit of our bored labors...I'm not going to writer the other two up here because they are hers to do with what she will. I took a few liberties in this one as well, though to tell you now would spoil the story...and why wouldst i wish to do that?!?!
Disclaimor: I do not own Twilight or any of its other multi-items. I do however own a computer, a pen, and lots and lots of paper! Plus a bunch of friends who are constantly giving me ideas for crap to write down...
The forest in Forks, Washington had seen many adventures in its time. It remembered everything from the time when the first acorn seed was planted to the time when the last elm was cut down. However, no adventure ever stood out quite like the one Emmet had with his small friend of the big, bald yellow head and glowing tattoos.
It all started when Emmet got bored one day and decided to take a walk in the forest outside his home, though thanks to his vampirical nature, it was more of a run. Suddenly he came across a small figure curled into a ball; it appeared to be sleeping, or at least resting. Using the utmost care, Emmet gently shook him awake, "Hey kid; wake up!" The child came awake and fought at Emmet, kicking and scratching and biting. The vampire fended him off until he could take no more and finally threw him away, again with the utmost concern and being careful not to use his full strength; after all, he did not want to harm the small child with the abnormally large head.
The human landed gracefully against a tree and stood, revealing even more obviously its short stature. Emmet was able to discern the figure in the Chinese robes was a boy, and an Asian boy to be exact. "Oh, Great Warrior, you fight with the strength of 200 men! Tall one, I would be honored if you would help me on my quest. My quest is to save the world, and I need to do this because I need to prove myself so that I may become a shoku. YOU WILL HELP ME SAVE THE WORLD, WON'T YOU, TALL ONE? PLEASE, OH PLEASE HELP ME SAVE THE WORLD?!" The child was screaming and so Emmet decided to believe him and off they went, battling evil squirrels and chipmunks, until finally they reached the lair of the white tiger (she-who-shall-not-be-named) and, after much struggle, succeeded in securing the torch that she had planned to use to rule the world!
After they escaped her lair, the small boy told Emmet that he needed to leave because he had to go back to where he was from and it was time for Emmet to quit day dreaming. Afterwards, Emmet never saw the small child with the strange head again, nor did he ever learn his name. No one ever believed the story of his adventure either, that is- no one but the trees.