Chapter 1
Narrator: it was a dark and stormy night…
The narrator is cut by his friend.
Friend of narrator: No it wasn't, it was a sunny night……oh wait there can't be a sunny night…can there?
Audience: GET ON WITH!!!
Narrator: Sorry. (Whispers) get away from me. (Talks normally) Anyway without further ado, let's get back to the story (talks with grinded teeth) it was a dark and stormy night. (Talks normally) Squall and the gang were walking through the forest miraculously and they are walking and they are walking and they are walking……until Zell faints.
Narrator is cut by friend, again.
Friend of narrator: And squall starts to break dance, bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Narrator gets one of his shoes and throws it at his friend, which hits him on the head, very hard.
Narrator's friend walks across the hall muttering curses.
Narrator: Anyway, Squall puts his hand on Zells forehead and cheeks. "He has fever we need to get him to the hospital" Squall said. But Irvine interrupts and says "Hey man how can you feel? You've got gloves on".
So Squall took his gloves off and felt Zells forehead and cheeks again. But Squall still said the same thing.
The team rushes to the hospital and take him into a ward and puts Zell on one of the beds. The doctor comes and checks him and says "he has a low sugar level, did you have anything to eat today?" "No we didn't, we forgot to" said Rinoa.
Narrator's friend cuts in.
Narrator's friend: (Looks at the narrator as in what the hell are you talking about) Low sugar level? You just said that Zell had a fever. Man, what kind of narrator are you?.
Narrator gets up and runs to his friend with outstretched arms. He grabs his friend by the throat and strangles him.
Friend of narrator: AAArgh GET THIS FING GUY OFF OF ME!!! SON OF BTCH!!!
A man comes out of backstage and sits on the narrator's chair.
Man from backstage: Sorry for this interruption, this story will continue tomorrow. Thank you and goodbye.
People start to leave the hall muttering curses about not being able to hear the story properly.
A/N: So did you like it? It depends on you if you want me to continue or not. Let me know if you like it. And please review.