GRYFFINDORIAN IDIOT
Don't want a house praised by Dumbledore
Hey, can you feel the better part of valour?
The subliminal mind crushes Gryffindor.Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the magical nation
Where everyone's blood is not the same.
Harry Potter may dream of tomorrow
But we're not the ones meant to follow
It's quite enough to argue.Well maybe I am the ferret of Slytherin
I'm not out there, red-scarfed and cheerin'
Now everybody watch Snape scare the children!
And sing along as the Quidditch cup we win.Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the magical nation
Where everyone's blood is not the same.
Harry Potter may dream of tomorrow
But we're not the ones meant to follow
It's quite enough to argue.Don't want to be a Gryffindorian idiot.
Incompetent house praised by Dumbledore
So what if we're greasier, more and more...
Calling out to IDIOT GRYFFINDOR.Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the magical nation
Where everyone's blood is not the same.
Harry Potter may dream of tomorrow
But we're not the ones meant to follow
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