A/N: Okay, so recently I've been reading up on some of the WORST fan-fiction in Warriors history (such as Starkit's Prophecy, Sunshinekit's Destiny, and The Beautiful White Lies), and I thought, what would our favourite canon cats think to these? What would their reactions be to these TERRIBLE stories. So, here you have it, the first in the series (because I fully intend on doing more!) Squirrelflight in Mary-Sue Land! Of course, unlike all those terrible fics (which, if they are not trollfics, make me weep for humanity) this one will have proper spelling and grammar (thank StarClan!). Well, since this is my longest A/N ever, I'm going to wrap it up now and let you get one with the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own Warrior Cats, Starkit's Prophecy, Sunshinekit's Destiny, The Beautiful White Lies or any reference I may make to them...
P.S: This takes place during Dawn, so this really should be called Squirrelpaw in Mary-Sue Land... oh well.
Prologue
The Prophecy
Like cloud shadows drifting over the ground, the Clans trekked in silence across a meadow. Squirrelpaw was grateful that Brambleclaw walked beside her, shielding her from the icy wind. The rain was easing now, but the clouds had been raked into tatters by a thorn-sharp breeze that promised colder weather. Shivering, she looked up and saw a Twoleg nest looming ahead, even bigger than the Great Rock.
The Great Rock. The memory of the great monument upturned sprang, unbidden, into her mind. She fought back a wail. Everything's changing, she thought. Nothing will ever be the same. Why can't anything ever be perfect in my life? Why can't...
Six cats sat around a pool, the waters tinged golden. Three of the cats looked mournful, whilst their companions were wriggling with glee.
"The prophesied one has come at last!" a silver she-cat mewed gleefully.
"We have waited a long time for this day," a golden tom agreed.
"You can't take her!" protested a blue-grey she-cat. "She has her own life, her own world- she doesn't need you lot ruining all that!"
"Relax," spoke a second blue-grey she-cat. "We have a good prophecy for her! She will be a great cat!"
"She wont have to deal with any of the hardships your world throws her way," added the silver she-cat.
"She's strong!" hissed a second silver she-cat. "She can do it!"
"Calm yourself, Silverstream," mewed the golden tom. "We will protect her."
The first silver she-cat nodded. "The prophecy is here!"
"When a white-footed warrior enters the world, she will destroy the darkness that consumes the Clan!" hissed the first blue-grey she-cat. "The prophecy has come!"
A/N: You gotta feel sorry for poor Squirrelpaw, don't you think? Anyway, review! Whether you like it or not!