Hades groaned. He was surrounded by idiots. He loved the idiots. But only because he had to.

"Hey, Hades?" Poseidon asked.

"What."

"Nothing." Poseidon Giggled.

"Why did you say Hades then?" Hades asked, looking more stressed than ever.

"Um. I dunno." Shrugged the sea god he turned to Zeus.

"Hey, Zeus wanna see how many glasses of alcohol I can drink?" Poseidon asked.

"I will be better at it than you!" Zeus challenged sitting up to get the drinks.

Poseidon rolled his eyes, "I'm the king of the sea, the sea is water, water is a liquid, alcohol is a liquid, so in a way, I'm the god of alcohol,"

"Welp, I guess we're just gonna through Dionysus out the window," Hades grumbled.

"What? That's a great idea!" Poseidon turned to Zeus, both wore the same idiotic faces.

"No, last time you threw someone out the window it did not go well," Hades forced his brothers to sit down. He felt he had aged more in the past thirty minutes than his many years of existence.

"Oh..yeah...Ares was POed," Zeus looked down, recalling the events of throwing the god of war out of a window.

Poseidon rolled his eyes, "What's he gonna do?" Poseidon chuckled, "Throw us a bad party?"

"You should be nicer to people you know that right?" Sighed Hades.

Zeus merely shrugged, "I'm the king."

Hades lifted up his middle finger towards his brother. Zeus, having the highest ego in the universe, got angry.

"Why yo-"

"What, are you gonna turn me mortal, like you did with Apollo?" Hades asked, not fazed by Zeus's hot head.

"..well no."

"Because without me the world would be unstable," Hades pointed out.

"Say you anger Aphrodite, which is incredibly easy, no one in the mortal realm will love, no more people, no one would exist so we would fade."

"But Dionysus isn't Aphrodite, so I see no reason we shouldn't throw him out the window," Zeus plucked a grape and tossed it in his mouth.

"In revenge, there would be no grapes-" Zeus looked down at the platter of grapes before him, "No parties-" Poseidon Gasped at that..no parties.. "And no wine."

"Kay, So no being 'mean' to Dionysus." Grumbled Zeus.

Poseidon was cradling a bottle of wine, who know where he got it, "Well why don't we pull a prank on Athena?"

Zeus smiled like the Cheshire Cat, "Spiders."

"No."

"We could call Aphrodite ugly and-"

The door opened. In came the goddess herself. Her charming features were not happy. At the moment her hair was a light brown with blonde at the tips, her eyes were a cognac brown, she wore a tight pink sweater and a denim skirt, "I heard you guys were saying unpleasant things about me!"

"Girl, we were just being funny," scoffed Poseidon.

"That is not funny Poseidon, I am pretty, no, pretty is an understatement, I am beauty, I deserve better than you swine!" Aphrodite began to swat Poseidon with her black leather purse.

"What if it was some poor mortal gir, you could've lowered that gorgeous creature's self esteem!" Aphrodite began to swat Zeus as well.

"Then she would hurt herself trying could be pretty, it's all because some dumb boy wants to be 'funny', don't think I'm making this up!" Aphrodite turned to swat Hades.

"I swear, I had no take in this," Hades nodded his head in respect.

"I believe you," she nodded.