I've had enough of these drama fics for now so i decided to write a totally dumb humor fic ! Warning: this is not intended for people with a high IQ because they would just say: that's not right or that's impossible! And when they'd write a review they'd say: nothing is right, all is wrong! But if you're IQ is low, you like fantasy or you completely adore me "grin" this fic is meant for you have fun reading.
Disclaimer: I don't own Jessie nor James yet I do own this dumb humor! MWUHAHHAHA, okay "
And in the morning, we're making waffles!
James was walking trough the forest because he was convinced of the fact that jessie was alien the minut he had seen her act nice for a change. He had run away as fast as he could, with a banana and an orange in his mouth for a reason he still didn't quite understand himself.
Soon, even though he had seen a lot in his life, he faced the most horrid monstre he had ever seen in his entire life! It was a… a …. SQUIRREL! The minut James had stopped his girlish screaming, the squirrel was still there, blinking once in a while. James snorted and sat himself down in front of the squirrel. "So It's a blinking contest you want?" he asked the minut he managed to spit out the banana (he held on to the orange though) "You're on!" he said and he started the blinking contest. The squirrel was far behind. He had blinked only once every 5 seconds while James had blinked over and over again, as fast as he could. Soon, his eyes hurt and he fell over, exhausted off the blinking. The squirrel blinked again and James shrieked "Okay, okay! I lose, but please stop blinking!"
When the squirrel blinked again, James stumbled to his feet and rushed off, leaving a cloud of dust in his wake. When he arrived at an open spot he stopped running and fell over on his face. "That was a close one" he said to himself. When he looked up – his face covered in mud and daisies – he saw the horizon and his eyes started to sparkle. So he put on some sunglasses but the sparkling was reflected back, making his eyes hurt, so he took off the glasses and sparkled some more.
He started to chase the horizon but it kept moving away from him! Though he was stubborn enough to never give up so he continued. Soon, he was around the world and then…he met the squirrel again! He screamed again before noticing the squirrel wasn't dangerous, not really, so he just patted it on the head. Then suddenly, it grew big teeth, very big teeth! James screamed some more and Jessie came running into the picture, slapping him silly for screaming so much this ficcie. When Jessie left again, the squirrel bit off james' head.
What's the moral of this story? Make a guess!
The earth is round dummies!